Ally Bally.
"It is not new, Mark Walters infamously had a banana thrown at him as a welcome to his first old firm game".
Above is a quote from Herald/National/Evening Times piece written by Freelancer, Alison McConnell during February last. Only last month, former Sellik manager, John Barnes answered BBC Radio Scotland's anchor, Richard Gordon's constant refrain, "are Celtic fans racist"; with a simple, "ask Mark Walters, he'll give you a different answer". Obviously, Alison McConnell would have benefited from asking Mark Walters, if she thinks a single banana was thrown at him during his Rangers debut at Celtic Park. A wee hint for Alison is to look at the screaming headlines on the 3rd of January'88, 'Yes, we have no bananas' - your fellow Yahoos emptied the Greengrocers of Glasgow.
Today, once again Alison has pulled on the Hollicom jersey. She is what every team needs, an old warhorse galloping around the crud, breathless and sweating. McConnell has earned her place, she began as a cub reporter at ra Sellik View. Five years hard, penning fluf articles and fluffing the players. Alison kept Chris Sutton's spirit up, had him breathless and sweating. When she moved to the Daily Record, her commission was to provide a most emotional and personal account of attending ra Stade de Gadd to view ra Sellik defeat St Johnstone, thus ending Rangers attempt to achieve ten-in-a-row. Alison wrote of abandoning her car on the Gallowgate, in order to make kick-off. She was convinced no court would convict her, see emotion, see Sellik emotion?
The column appears again in the Herald/National/Evening Times and it's one long dog whistle. Rangers launch of the new castore kit is sniggeringly analysed, Mike Ashley is trolled to taunt. Guffawing ensues and the usual Yahoo suspects pile on to the Readers' comments. This why Alison's place in the Hollicom side is secure, she guarantees happy endings. Alison also leaves a delicious barb - 'what do you do with a problem like Alfredo'? According to Alison, Morelos was no where to be seen during the launch, and this did not please Big Mike. Now, on Alison's twitter feed, you are recommended of the merits of Peter Martin, Hugh MacDonald, Stephen McGowan, .etc. I am sure they are all leaning forward on tender hooks, waiting for the reply?
Like ask Mark Walters, if Alison had asked Alfredo, she would have found out he was in Columbia with wife and new born child, when the photo-shoot occurred. Still, I know Alison will console Big Mike, guarantee him one of your infamous happy endings.