buba3d 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 A shabby looking young man wearing a Celtic shirt knocks on the pearly gates and asks to be let in. Saint Peter says "I don't know. Have you ever done anything good like given money to the poor?" "No." replied the Tim "Helped a widow or orphan?" "No." replied the Tim "Helped a little old lady across a street?" "No." replied the Tim "Well then, why should I let you in?" "I did do something very brave once." Said the Tim "And what was that?" asked Peter "I went to Ibrox to see an Old Firm game and stood in the stands with the huns decked in full Celtic gear." "My, that is brave!. When did you do that?" "About 3 minutes ago...". 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gersfem 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 :D very good 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinogattuso 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 haha good one! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser54 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ha ha ha 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest big-jonesy51 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 heard it before but still good 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I thought it was mince! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser54 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I thought it was mince! if its not your joke you always think its mince 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 if its not your joke you always think its mince Nah, that'll just be your jokes wee man. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmidd 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 John Paul is in court, and is asked to explain why he was at the home of Paddy Fitzpatrick. "Ah wiz gettin a tap" said John The judge looked confused. " Why dear boy would you need a tap? Was your sink broken?" "Naw, naw that kinda tap" replied John "I think my client means he was asking Mr Fitzpatrick for a loan of money" said John's lawyer "Naw naw that kinda tap either" John said The judge was even more confused " Well whatever do you mean then? What on earth kind of tap were you getting then" "A Sellick tap" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser54 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 lol :D:D 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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