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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's

about time we started swearing."

 

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

 

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to

swear first, then you swear after me, ok?"

 

"Ok, Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year

old what he wants for breakfast.

 

"I'll have some of that Weetabix shit !

 

*SMACK*!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across

the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

 

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern

voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man????"

 

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fucking

Weetabix."

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