craig 5,195 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 This joke is AWFUL - so bad I just had to post it !! Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin & the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed & threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn -- I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared & said, "Your wish is granted" & lo & behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) & Justin found life as a shark boring & lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again & he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod & begged to be changed back, & lo & behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn! With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends & bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail ââ?¬â?? trust me, it's much worse!) Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark" came the reply. Eager to put things right again & end the mutual pain & torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door & shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend; come out & see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, & I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........................................ "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmidd 0 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 That was cod awful 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Cod forbid!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Oh dear, I cant beliefve I laughed at the punchline to that !!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,493 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 It is actually that bad it is quite good. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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