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Winter vomiting outbreak at PQ.

 

The good spew was the first half of last night's broadcast, the A Team of a mixture of Sellik and Aberdeen supporters provided the usual propaganda. Thus, Big Dick, Wullie Miller, Liam McLeod, Tom English, Martin Dowden, and Pat Bonner all took a slice of the PQ economic pie. Sellik won their first ever away Europa Cup group match, and no praise was high enough. Particularly, since they all invested significantly prematch, in a Red Bull carve up. Tom, Pat, and Martin were pumping that one hard. 

 

Beeb Scotland have learned to manage symptoms from previous outbreaks. The Rangers team was given at half time in Norway. Thommo was back on the naughty step, keeping an eye on events at Ibrox. On two separate occasions, Liam compared Sellik's test with our opponents. Sellik are playing Champions League calibre, while Villarreal are sixteenth in La Liga, had left two star players back in Spain, and have only won three games all season. Liam omitted the £70 million they spent close season. During commentary, Liam waxed on about Bendtner's run-ins with Danish law, four times we were told of his recent conviction for beating up a taxi driver. Good, we look forward to Sunday's BetFred cup final, when Liam will give full discourse on Leigh Griffiths and pay particular attention to Leigh's recent, 'illness'? Careful now, Liam!

 

The bad spew was our game, Partick Thistle's Kris Doolan came into the studio and ...................wtf? Big Dick, Tom English, Kris Doolan, and Thommo quietly vomited whilst picking up the dosh. They don't want to be there, don't want to talk about us, but they'll take the dosh. They rallied at half-time, Candeias received a red card and there were numerous attempts to explain it, all Daniel's fault. Thommo did say, "that was harsh". Big Dick and Tom paralleled the incident with Daniel's recent double yellows at St Mirren. Wullie Miller concluded, "he has a history". Kris Doolan is a quick learner, "probably deserved".

 

Big Dick was salivating at the prospect of the second half, then reverted to projectile vomiting on the 75th minute. A move down our right saw the ball whipped across, and Middleton netted. Big Dick spluttered, "surely offside, we'll need to see". Clearly viewing BT's coverage and not crediting it, the replay shows Middleton a yard off, Big Dick says, "not close", Thommo begins, "a good move from Rangers, well worked"; Big Dick screams, "it's not even close"! Oh, the hate.

 

Game ends, seven minutes left of the show, and we receive a reprise of Sellik's wonderful, ground setting victory amidst the fjords. A Martin Dowden interview with Brendan is broadcast and Big Dick ends with, "well, another good night for Scottish clubs in Europe"? Tom had nothing to add. Other than picking up the dosh, which we are part contributing to, why do they bother?

 

 

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26 minutes ago, 26th of foot said:

 

I suppose it's the Three Billboards outside Ebbing thing that has brought it back to mind. What are the thoughts on Rangers supporters crowd funding the hiring of a billboard in view of PQ, and posting a message that will continually remind them of deliberately failing to provide license fee paying Rangers supporters with the same service provided to other fans of other clubs? 

This is a great idea.  I wonder if the BBC would then report on the complaint.  Either way, providing the tone and message is clear and precise, this is something that would get my vote, and cash.  I wonder if it's something Club 1872 would consider coordinating.  ?? 

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