26th of foot 5,827 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 11 hours ago, Franc Ergs said: Seems DU have paid compensation to Tranmere for Micky Mellon. Surely not the same DU that have the begging bowl out ? Wonder if he'll be as thrilled with the job if they stay in the championship ? Good questions, they're twisting ma melon, man! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 5,408 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 45 minutes ago, 26th of foot said: Good questions, they're twisting ma melon, man! I doubt that they have ever seen a melon in Dundee. "Whit's a melon, Paddy?" "Ah dinna ken, but Ah'm telt it luks like Jum Spence wi' a baldy" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,827 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, Uilleam said: I doubt that they have ever seen a melon in Dundee. "Whit's a melon, Paddy?" "Ah dinna ken, but Ah'm telt it luks like Jum Spence wi' a baldy" During Jum's pubescent formative years, he had a full, profound, and meaningful relationship with a melon, called Honeydew. It is hoped Micky can be similarly accommodating? Admittedly, Honeydew was an exotic fruit, came from Panmure. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo79 13,579 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Still, plenty of tangerines and turnips to help them with their '5 a day'. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 5,408 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, 26th of foot said: During Jum's pubescent formative years, he had a full, profound, and meaningful relationship with a melon, called Honeydew. It is hoped Micky can be similarly accommodating? Admittedly, Honeydew was an exotic fruit, came from Panmure. An unacceptable version of melon and ginger. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,827 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, Uilleam said: An unacceptable version of melon and ginger. A little known but true story of Jum's first formal lunch as Rectum of Dundee University. A starter of a fantail of melon was placed in front of him, and the Maitre d' immediately inquired if Jum would care for a sprinkling of ginger? Jum, being a man of the world knew it was best to keep one's melon sweet(and accommodating) answered, "ah'll hae American Cream Soda". Jum's tenure as Rectum will leave a legacy of the Faculty of Faux Pas. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 5,408 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 hour ago, 26th of foot said: A little known but true story of Jum's first formal lunch as Rectum of Dundee University. A starter of a fantail of melon was placed in front of him, and the Maitre d' immediately inquired if Jum would care for a sprinkling of ginger? Jum, being a man of the world knew it was best to keep one's melon sweet(and accommodating) answered, "ah'll hae American Cream Soda". Jum's tenure as Rectum will leave a legacy of the Faculty of Faux Pas. Anus mirabilis, 2019. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CammyF 6,775 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Worth a listen - sounds like civil war has broken out in SPFL https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08k2hln 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo79 13,579 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Hopefully there's plenty of popcorn supplies available. ? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
der Berliner 3,231 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Uilleam said: Anus mirabilis, 2019. That's the real-life impersonator of the Muppets Show chemist's assistant, right? EDIT: Shouldn't it be Annus? Edited July 7, 2020 by der Berliner 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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