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1 hour ago, Thinker said:

Hearts statement

 

Following today’s decision to end the 2019/20 Premiership season and expel Heart of Midlothian Football Club from the top flight, the club would like to provide a brief update to both its fans and the wider Scottish football audience.

We have stated from the outset that we don’t believe it is right that any club should be unfairly penalised because of the Covid-19 pandemic. It was previously indicated that league reconstruction would not generate enough support to pass a vote between member clubs.  In recent days a number of positive talks have been held with both the SPFL and member clubs and this topic is currently being revisited.

Hearts will shortly submit a member’s resolution that we believe is a pragmatic solution to the issues the game currently faces and a way forward that the clubs can unite behind. It is our belief that this resolution, if supported, will provide an opportunity to avoid disproportionately disadvantaging - financially and otherwise - any club. 

This is possibly the final chance for our game to stand together, protect each other and not only survive but flourish in the aftermath of this terrible pandemic. Players from across all leagues have shown a desire for reconstruction and having already received support from some clubs we are hopeful that this resolution can positively progress Scottish football.

As previously intimated the club has been taking legal advice throughout this process and are continuing to do so. We hope that the resolution being prepared will avoid the need to go down this route. Legal action would be both time consuming and expensive. However the cost to the club of relegation would outweigh these considerations.

To our supporters, we thank you for showing patience and continuing to back the club. We will continue to fight against what we believe is an unjust outcome.

 

In summary: "Give us reconstruction or we're going to court."

The Hertz, ken, can do one; GTF as we say oan ra soo'side. 

 

This statement is disgusting: we are appalled that you have gerrymandered the League, but we'll live with it, if you let us manipulate it too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My heart goes out to those four approaching middle age Yahoos, who donned lycra and took to their expensive bicycles yesterday. Another Rangers supporters forum posted footage, highlighting the exquisite good taste one associates with our separated brethren. It was part reported in the Evening Times, labelled Cheeky Celtic supporters, the four filmed each other as they unfurled their nine-in-a-row banner in front of the Louden, Bristol Bar, and the District. It was an early Sunday morning jolly jape.

 

Of course, the Evening Times did not show the culminating footage of the Adventurous Four arriving at Ibrox Stadium. The cheeky Bhoys proceeded to film as they took turns urinating on the Ibrox gates beside the Disaster memorial. Charming Yahoos will be slapping a soothing balm upon each others' buttocks, much deserved. Saddle soars are an inexpensive price to be paid whilst suffering for the cause.

 

'Feelings of immense well being in high visibility lycra' - a short film available at the GFT soonest.

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Celebrating a title handed to them in a boardroom during a global pandemic while people are dying worldwide is the most Celtic thing you could ever imagine. It screams Celtic Football Club. 

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5 minutes ago, CammyF said:

Celebrating a title handed to them in a boardroom during a global pandemic while people are dying worldwide is the most Celtic thing you could ever imagine.

Lawwell's statement also demonstrates, quite perfectly, the sheer lack of class that club has.

 

"We deserve it, honest we  do!".

 

It's a shame the kids abused at the Piggery don't deserve any recognition or apologies for the crimes committed against them... isn't it, Peter.

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On ‎18‎/‎05‎/‎2020 at 12:05, DMAA said:

Annoyed as I am about the whole thing, ultimately we bottled it big time in 2020 and gift-wrapped the title for them long before the SPFL did. 

Agreed.  I’m actually fairly non-plussed about it.  They would have won it anyway because, let’s be honest, we’ve been murder since January.

 

If anything it allows us more than we’d have got by finishing the season because we can now, legitimately, talk about an asterisk year.

 

Hopefully this will embolden the club, management, players, fans into a siege mentality to win the title and stop 10 (or is that 9.75 ?)

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