The Summer 2021 Rangers Transfer Window Rumours and Deals - Thread

[Franc Ergs 1,349]

Billy Gilmour officially away to Norwich, so that puts that one to bed.

8 minutes ago, alexscottislegend said:

The 'striped horrors'? Totally lacking in any alliterative value whatsoever.

'Pinstriped pricks' perhaps ?

[Gonzo79 13,581]

I'm happy we've signed Lundstram - a good addition.

 

I hope that lot having pink on their strips means we'll never go down that route.  Unless you're Palermo, there's no excuses for pink football tops.

[Uilleam 5,409]

8 minutes ago, alexscottislegend said:

The 'striped horrors'? Totally lacking in any alliterative value whatsoever.

Research has revealed that the green, white, and cerise look is all to do with "inclusiveness". 
The new rig was designed

With the colour blind

In mind. 

 

 

[26th of foot 5,827]

2 hours ago, Uilleam said:

Ra Club Like Nae Urra is reported to have been in pursuit of Lundstram, hoping to gazump The Famous to his signature. It failed, of course. Can we take its efforts, here, as evidence that it has still not recovered from The Jeune Maurice Coup of 1989? 

(We remain domiciled within their heads, living rent free, and with no possible chance of eviction.)

 

Leaving the fhilth recruitment machine floundering in our wake adds pleasure to the signing. 

 

On that matter, it is a mystery how the Timothies will persuade anybody of any note to join them, when they are, it seems, borassic, and expect them to sport this atrocity of a strip, which they are about to launch upon the world.....

 

The pictures are a tad large, but it does need to be seen in its full horror

 

I am told that this is not a hoax, and that this is one of their stars modelling the garb.

 

Green, white, and.........cerise?

 

 

 

 

 

The splashes of red in ra Sellik strip are a deliberate homage to : the Palestinian peoples and Cardinal O'Brien.

 

The subjected of the Gazza Strip welcome the freedom awarded by wearing the Sellik strip.

 

Cardinal O'Brien's considerable devotion to St Bilbo of the Blessed Dildo is recalled on the red splashes on the club shorts.

[Ted McMinnime 341]

4 hours ago, ian1964 said:

 

Looks hard, plays hard. A few red cards in his past. I'm sure our Compliance Officer will love him. Bring it on. A great signing. We really need a hard man in that midfield and he fits the bill!

[CammyF 6,775]

7 hours ago, Uilleam said:

Ra Club Like Nae Urra is reported to have been in pursuit of Lundstram, hoping to gazump The Famous to his signature. It failed, of course. Can we take its efforts, here, as evidence that it has still not recovered from The Jeune Maurice Coup of 1989? 

(We remain domiciled within their heads, living rent free, and with no possible chance of eviction.)

 

Leaving the fhilth recruitment machine floundering in our wake adds pleasure to the signing. 

 

On that matter, it is a mystery how the Timothies will persuade anybody of any note to join them, when they are, it seems, borassic, and expect them to sport this atrocity of a strip, which they are about to launch upon the world.....

 

The pictures are a tad large, but it does need to be seen in its full horror

 

I am told that this is not a hoax, and that this is one of their stars modelling the garb.

 

Green, white, and.........cerise?

 

 

 

 

 

Even for a Celtic kit, that is f'in horrific. 

 

Heard this is their new home kit, nice that Henrick Larsson modelled it for them 

[Gonzo79 13,581]

4 minutes ago, CammyF said:

nice that Henrick Larsson modelled it for them 

Think that's the Uruguayan full-back, mate. 

[onevision 1,441]

55 minutes ago, Gonzo79 said:

Think that's the Uruguayan full-back, mate. 

Correct....defo diego laxative.

[Uilleam 5,409]

10 hours ago, Gonzo79 said:

Think that's the Uruguayan full-back, mate. 

So it's true; Boy George did visit the sperm bank in Montevideo. 

[26th of foot 5,827]

1 hour ago, Uilleam said:

So it's true; Boy George did visit the sperm bank in Montevideo. 

Boy George was THE sperm bank in Montevideo.