pete 2,499 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Hot news at the moment is Fulham and Derby are looking for a striker who scores goals. Funny thing is they are willing to pay 3mill for Kenny Miller. Celtic are hoping to offload a striker who couldn�t score. They are willing to accept 3 million. This makes me think of the old car auctions, you think you got a Rolls Royce and it turns out to be a banger. Gordon Strachan is hoping that magic Zurawski will perform one more piece of magic. Make himself, Thomas Graveson and Bobo Balde disappear. Hearts coach Stevie Frail wants his team to go out and have a pint together to get them to play better. The way they have been playing looks like they have had too many pints together. He stated we have to play with pride. They look more like a herd of Lithuanian goats, rather than a pride of lions. Hearts have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax. Mad Vlad thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period. Walter and Ally promised us last year Sebo would come good. seems they were wrong but they found a goal scoring Cousin. Dragan Stojkovic the Red star president said his team are going to Trash Rangers. Walter Smith said, it was rubbish. Hibs who seem to have difficulty in getting a keeper to catch a ball, brought in Goalkeeper Ma-Kalambay. After he blundered two goals on Saturday, John Collins was reputed to say he would have been better with Ma-broon. Gretna manager Davie Irons called for his team to show a lot more balls. Not likely if he�s going to have a kick at them. Craig Brewster had a two goal, scoring swansong at Easter road before leaving Abedeen to take over at Inverness. He pleaded with his new team to start speeding on their way home from training. They need all the three points they can get. TAXI!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Haha fine read first thing in the morning Pete LOL 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,146 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Good stuff mate - a different take on things and it is very funny! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calscot 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 That's pretty good stuff, keep it coming. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sozzler Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 If Khenny Misser is worth �£3 million, then what's Hemdani worth:confused: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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