Taxi!!!!!

[pete 2,499]

Well we got our first wake up call against Hearts.

I have been cracking jokes over the last few weeks calling the Hearts players Herdsmen. Unfortunately we turned out to be the Goats. After Stevie Frail called for the players to start mixing socially a few weeks ago, the Hearts players invited him for a celebration drink after the game.

He said he couldn�t go because he had a bad back.

A Hearts player said ââ?¬Å?Donââ?¬â?¢t worry boss Rangers had four bad backsââ?¬Â Deciding he would go for a drink he felt sorry for Walter Smith and asked him to join him for a pint.

Sorry said Walter I can�t manage. That doesn�t matter said Frail, come for a pint anyway. In the pub Walter was asked what he wanted to drink. I�ll make it an Amdy Faye. An Amdy Faye said frail� what is that?� Just one half and I�m off.

 

Over at the piggery Arthur Boruc has been shouting that Celtic can get to the European cup final, well exaggeration has never been a weak point at Porkhead. I suppose they will be taking the 10 million supporters that were at Seville in their make believe final.

 

Motherwell went up to Pittodrie and came away with all three points. Seemingly even Jimmy Calderwood couldn�t watch to the end, leaving early to go to Russia. By the time he was on the airplane he was definitely seeing red. Aberdeen have booked with Easy jet for their Euro games. In and out of Europe in 90 minutes

 

Falkirk and Hibs fought out a one each draw but the referee made all the headlines by producing nine yellow cards and three red cards. If he had of sent off one more player there would have been less on the field than people watching the Gretna-Kilmarnock game.

 

Seemingly there are so few Gretna fans travelling up to games because they are frightened to go on the train. They say they keep getting points failures.

 

TAXI!!!!

[Frankie 8,145]

My favorite thread of the week...

[Jon 0]

Exellent stuff as usual Pete