Hurlock 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman trulyhappy." The Lord replied, "Do you want lights on that bridge?" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 Haha that's hilarious Steve! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colshy18 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 excellent. best one yet. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 And one of the oldest 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gribz 743 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 And one of the oldest Told you before Jon, us young ones in the new generation havent heard them 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colshy18 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 And one of the oldest aye jon, you`ve came to your senses and finally admitting you`ve got grey hair then?? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Haha not one yet. Another year older next month too. Think your still older than me though Colsh 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlock 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Author Share Posted June 8, 2006 Here it is again for you old codgers that are going blind eg. Jon: Lord's Wish -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman trulyhappy." The Lord replied, "Do you want lights on that bridge?" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Cheeky Fucker !!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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