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  1. I've always been a bit out of the blue jonc!! I got a call from Jamie, he and Matt are off out the weekend and he mentioned it was tomorrow you started!! Happy for you the job is going well!! (and it's still Lauren.l )
  2. I hope tomorrow goes well at college mate!! ?Good on you for taking the massive step!! Good luck!! Lauren xx
  3. Thanks guys nothing special happening!! I'n just in from work!! Quite night with the kids!
  4. LAUREN.L

    Way Hey

    Well done on the job Jon!!
  5. Belated happy birthday!!! sounds like you have had a good time!!
  6. belated happy birthday mate!!
  7. Belated happy easter to everyone!! Hope you all had a good one!! Mine was perfect as we got the wee man home again!! hopefully for good this time!! Unfortunatly for you guys that means i'll be aroung more!!
  8. i got one at 0.00 seconds!! not sure how
  9. http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
  10. New Words for 2009 * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. * SALMON DAY.. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) * SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. * AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. * OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g.. you've hit 'reply all'). * GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. * JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. * MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. * MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'. * MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. * TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women. * TRAMP STAMP Tattoo on a female * PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks
  11. they would be quiet wouldn't they!! Liverpool got a good result!! I didn't watch the game so can't really comment but it comes across that you are looking for an argument with that comment!!
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