alexscottislegend

I know Gonzo likes to say naughty things for 90 minutes!

Did you know that Lazio fans had a history of displaying swastikas? Would you be happy seeing one on our tifos?

Remember the great Gerd Muller? Quote: "Nobody ever only scores goals."

No, no! A thousand times no. Four or five players scattered throughout the team who can replicate Cerny and Dessers' goal contributions. Hopeful that Cameron can be one.

Only on condition you bring back someone who can end up as top scorer in the SPL and represent equal value for money.

Remember Kevin Drinkell? Some fans called him 'Billy.'

Well we need a Garibaldi in the dugout.

Yes, but would you swap her for a self-important stick insect?

Proves the honours system is bust. Are you aware that honours can be bought for the right cash?

I'm afraid he has ambitions beyond these shores.

"Stately, plump, Buck Mulligan..."

Be in good company with Liam Kelly.

Kelly was brought up to play with his feet and to be fair he is better at playing out than Butland.

Now, now....we mustn't get too cynical!

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

He's already here: our own little Napoleon, Nico Raskin.

He also plays with wingers and we have only one -Doak.

No pro-Palestians are 'nutters'. Nutters are people who bomb food trucks and civilians. As long as Turgeman is not a Zionist, which he probably isn't. We've had good Israeli players before.

One of those 'cups' was the European Cup Winners Cup!

We live in a post-Struth society.

Then a supplementary question would need to be: who has won something. RM won a play-off.

A propos of nothing, in Aussie Rules football, they call them Guernseys.

Is that what they'll be serving at Auchenwokie?

I think the question must have been: who can we get who is immediately available, who is happy being a coach, who really wants the job, who knows the club and won't cost the earth. Answer: Russell Martin.

Great story.🤣