26th of foot

Apparently, Phil Differ has written Warburton as, 'Chas and Dave'. Thus, lots of lame Cockney rhyming slang. Think Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. The usual suspects at Pacific Quay will proclaim it as genius.

Festive felicitations to all Gersnetters, wishing you lots of pudding and pie.

Is it the Vauxhall Viva GT 1.8, with vinyl roof?

Milne and other SPL Chairman took the path of least resistance, they empowered their supporters to vote on Rangers future. The "right approach" is to take every opportunity without exception, to inform Milne and chums; to take their new enlightenment, and work it up their collective bahookies.

Exactly, SFA(Riley and Lawwell) commissioned Nolan Partners to headhunt Regan ie a shoo-in.

Stu's brother is a Senior Lecturer at Durham University, his subject is Irish Republican History. Reference Nolan Partners, Lord Reid's son, Kevin was previously outed in a newspaper sting, as selling questions for cash. He was caught on tape guaranteeing access to then First Minister, Jack McConnell(also a Sellik season ticket holder), if the journo posing as a company rep' placed their account with Kevin's then employer, Beattie Media. Yep, no baggage to be seen here.

Amazing, Stu' provides a potted history of his work life and associations; but omits the three years working for Coors, alongside Peter Lawwell.

According to general Scottish football site, there is an inspection beginning 09.30hrs.

There is a recurring theme between BBC Scotland(Pacific Quay CSC) and anything Rangers related ; wishful thinking is presented as factual information. Last evening, Tom English had Warburton leaving because of family, increased remuneration, and the greater challenge of the English Championship leading to the subsequent increased challenge of the Premiership. Further, the Rangers supporters wouldn't be happy with the sop of Rangers legend, Davie Weir being presented as the new manager. Seriously, extrapolation follow follows extrapolation. Still, Tom's main supporter in such fantasy was, Joe Miller!!!!!

Spiers used to regularly flash his pompous pomposity credentials by reminding his readership that he was an honours graduate in Theology and Divinity. I can exclusively reveal that dearest Graham is a recipient of a double First in Bawbaggery and Bampottery.

More objective appreciation from Tom the Daftie. A couple of years past, Tom was a prosecution witness against a conman. He had to admit that said conman had taken £70k from him in return for a bag of five magic beans. Next week, the Daily Retard employs Tom to provide sound financial advice on investments. Charles green and Craig Whyte are more believable.

Why don't they just probe Whyte with a chainsaw?

Moscow Dynamo were(maybe still is) the KGB team, an invitation to a player to play was NEVER turned down. In 1972, Rangers were the middle men in an intense dynamic between Franco's Falangist (fascist) regime hosting a ECWC final and 150 Soviet 'officials'. I remember a 25th anniversary game at Ibrox in 1971, we won 1-0 with a headed DJ goal. Huge crowd that evening. Didn't we beat them home and away under wee Dick in the UEFA cup? Given the current state of affairs in Moscow, is it wise to send someone called 'Bomber'?

BES(Big Establishment Stu') got quite high two weeks past, on the news of HMRC winning their appeal. Quite garrulous too, describing himself as being the box to box midfielder, driving the agenda over the 21 years of the show. Tam Cowan, apparently he is the finisher.

Surprised? My ghast is truly flabbered. Both Cosgrove and Spiers were telling the BBC Radio Scotland listeners that it would NOT be appealed. Ah well, wishful thinking masquerading as factual information again.

We are two points ahead in the Championship, with a game in hand. We are coming to the end of the fifth month of this season and we have played 13 league games. The season has five months to run, the last league match scheduled for the last week of April. Simple arithmetic tells us we have 23 games to play, that's an extra ten games in the same time period. We have a fairly thin first team squad. and a couple of injuries and suspensions, particularly in key areas could really hurt. I know the season is lop-sided because of international commitments; however, I feel postponing a couple of games because four players(Kelly, Aird, Oduwa, and Zelalem) have been called up has allowed Hibs a peep of unecessary light. We must grasp the situation and manage it better. Further, a return to early season form would be most welcome.

Mass murderer and Secretary of the local Sellik supporters club, Peter Manuel was a Tannochside lad(although born in New York), he had a bit of an impact. However, hardly a ripple compared to the ongoing situation of torment brewing this morning in that particular piece of deepest, darkest Lanarkshire. Kenny Miller has just penned a one year extension to his Rangers contract. Say again after mushroom cloud ..........................................

I have read this thread and am none the wiser as to what has been said, can someone enlighten me?

When will it end? If we continue to run, they will keep chasing.

I listened to Cosgrove and Spiers salivating at the prospect of title stripping on Saturday evening, stomach churning stuff. However, Spiers appears to be breaking ranks, in that on Saturday he was of the same opinion as Cosgrove on BDO NOT appealing the decision. Tonight, he agrees with Wilson that the decision will be appealed. More on BBC Scotland's Rangers hate fest on Saturday, later in the week. A wee tit bit, Cosgrove described himself live on air as, "the show's box to box midfielder, driving the agenda on" Further, he added, "and Tam is the finisher".

It's really difficult to play with childrens emotions, but I would not give a single penny to that montebank(continually lionised by our seperated brethern) as, 'big Mick'.

Ewen Murray is supposedly a Jambo, there was considerable speculation a decade past that he was Spiers catamite, but he certainly is a fully paid up Rangers hater. His Guardian piece has been fed to him, probably by Matt McGlone. Zaliukas was reported as being in soapy bubble with his wife, both women he was out with on that evening were not his spouse. As for Matt McGlone, I am one of the several people that read his autobiographical tome, 'Emotionally Sellik'. The inside cover acknowledges Paul Weller for providing the soundtrack to his life and contains an apology to all the women he could not commit to because, "there was always Sellik". Matt has been married three times. As for Ashton Lane and Jinty McGinties, Glasgow City Council must ensure the cobbled surface has more purchase, the number of Yahoos that continue to slip! Maybe, the club should provide better footwear? I hope none of the resident buskers impersonate Elvis.

I don't mind Keef riffing a few questions. Contradictions are appearing. Four, five weeks past, Warburton stated his intention NOT to add to the squad in January. He reasoned, he did not want to disrupt the current harmony. Mostly, we agreed, the perceived wisdom being we had enough in the tank for the Championship. Yesterday, Mark is looking to bed in a few players in January, preparation for next season's Premiership assault. Again, reasonable stuff. Why the change in attitude? Could it be, now he has a Chief Scout, he wants to utilise him? We should be told. There are other fires to be extinguished and the fact that Keef is alerting the readership, probably means he is covering the bases. I hope so? The dismembered member of Donegal Mountain Rescue is currently hyper ventilating. Admin2 should have occurred two weeks ago, Murray Park should have been sold last Tuesday, and the RST are paying this month's wage bill. The usual suspects are adding their voices to a growing chorus. King is far away, maybe Keef is correct; he should shout a bit louder every now and again. I would like to hear occasional soothing tones. An AGM would help.

Heroes of Telemark 3 Zeroes of Piggery Park 1.

Former Sellik full back, Mark Wilson.