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Try “The Famous”.

The Villa still alive but only just. Canaries gone. Bournemouth too most likely.

Cleared the centre forward as well if need be. Newcastle must have rued their failure to sign him and his brother both Geordie boys.

I have heard: ”...... thurrs gonny be a show And the Embra hibbees wull be therr” It wasn’t in the Usher Hall in case you’re wondering.

Dominating possession by the sound of it but losing a goal early and not scoring as many as they should. Familiar.

“There’s not a team like the hem hem Rangers” ”famous Rangers“ would fit well enough.

What about reception outwith greater Glasgow? I may not want to tune in to Radio HeeHaw but I should have the chance to, as the Sun, Record etc would put it ,“snub” him.

I’m in favour of that.

What a cheek. Most clubs don’t have £5,000.

Had a look. See what you mean. Must Have fallen off a catwalk somewhere.

Name them and shame them.

I was fine with it ‘til I read that and you’re right. The gaps at the sides are too big.

Of course but it’s difficult not to attempt to evaluate the opposition. In the mind Hibs, Aberdeen are big games. St Johnstone Kilmarnock are not. In reality every game is three points.

Nope. Uilleam doesn’t get things like that wrong.

Rangers are better than Sheep, Kilmarnock, Hearts etc. The league table confirms that. The trouble is, Rangers lose games against them too often to overtake the separate entity like no other. A solution to the problem must be found this season.

Don’t blame them. Let DU do all the work. If they succeed, so do Raith. Why waste money?

And the cove rattlesnakes.

The August fixtures look pretty easy. Sheep, Kilmarnock, Livingston. We usually beat these team's. Don’t we?

Fluke.

Anderlecht have a bid of about 6 million euros for Roofe from the Scottish plugs Rangers. That’s not nice.

Tory boys too lazy without Ruthie to slap them about a bit and Labour trawling in the same waters as SNP.

Major Global Scandal, eh? You can just see the maps being unrolled in the boardrooms of Exchanges and Bourses across the world and reminiscent of the old Warrington vodka ads, a chorus of foreign accents demanding “Vere is Vigan?”

Are they saying that?

Today’s Judge has smelled a rat but reckons he’s not licensed (yet) to exterminate it so he’s passed the rodent on to a panel with a rat-catcher to supervise it. And he’s authorised Thistle and Hearts to get hold of a set of traps. Not too bad.

Hmmm. Beware of investment from the east. Genuine question. Why would anyone want to buy Wigan Athletic? A freak Wimbledonish cup win and that’s it. Think Wigan, think Rugby League.