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The main headline in the Aberdeen Press & Journal over their match report : "Aberdeen Cash in on (Stockan's?) Chip" But the sub-headline is:"Rangers Ousted from Second Place" I kid you not. "Aberdeen Up to Second" would have been understandable but no, they can only be measured in comparison with the Famous.

I did say not a headcase. Davis could demolish an opponent without looking excessively brutal.

Winks might be better than Nico for all I know but it's not like for like. Nico's replacement needs to be a cracksman not a tough. We could do with a tough as well, though but an honest one like Davis, Greig, Forsyth, not a headcase.

That reads as if Rangers have got an arm lock on him. Choke hold would be even better.

"MARK McGHEE has brought Rangers down to earth with a bump — by insisting they’ll do well to avoid a bottom-six finish." And we'd all been hoplng Markie Bhoy would confirm us in second place. My day is in ruins.

I think the bloke's explained already, the initials are his own.

Something about Scottish fans drunk and loud, bottles, glasses, riots. Nothing out of the ordinary.

They had plenty of luck and a half decent last twenty minutes. Draw a veil over the first seventy.

Aw. What a shame.

Davie P - I assume you take your name from the real Davie Provan.

Does Wallace merit inclusion? Many think Rangers should have rested him.

Agathe was £40M too was he not?

Whatever the advances of money may be, they are not handouts.

fs, A man of your high earning capacity could surely afford to move out to Cairnbulg.

Good stuff, Coop. You might have felt a wee bit of animosity if you'd been around when big Jimmy Brown was in goals for them lording it in his red jersey the six yard box and big Willie Toner hacking all,and sundry. I was fine 'til I started this and now I'm raging. Come 'Gers. Get wired intae they pie munchers.

When last did a Rangers cf score a goal like that?

I'm usually willing to follow your recommendations, 26th, but listening to those two on BBC RS I will not do. On the other hand someone has to monitor sedition. A Scottish Six, eh. "Glasgow Man's Narrow Escape in New York Terror Blast. Nearer Home: The Barras and Continuing Post-Brexit Access to the Single Market. And in Sport, Hail, Hail" . Cannae wait.

Sutton made a career of it.

That good?

Winks and Ings on the pitch at Anfield. All the top teams had their reserves out. Magpies score six against PNE.

Aye, wee Hoddie. I mind him fine. And yon striker from the D'ited. Davie Hodds was it? Near enough about the time Glenn Doddle was playing for 'Spurs. I wish our forwards could interchange as well as those ds and hs. But seriously, I hope Hodson keeps his place. I like professional defenders.

Well done. If forced to do so and in an uncharitable mood I might find some trivial error. Good luck to the Toffee Men this season. At the start I fancied them to finish above L/pool. Not so sure now but you never know.

Barton a man of steel? Not on the evidence of the game at cp. I reckon he underestimated Scottish football and overestimated himself.

The Barton business is causing me to have doubts. Not the indefinite suspension- I suspect Barton is an indefinite offender - but the signing. If Warburton wanted him I reckon that shows poor judgement of the player and the man. If somebody else wanted him, why did MW agree? There is history of good man managers coping with problem children. Walter with Gazzza, Stein with Willie Hamilton. I don't know if MW is good at man management but Barton is a problem adult, not a problem child and I suspect is beyond management.

Some were predicting a City league walkover and mid-table for Chelsea. Ok it wasn't some, it was me. Not yet Hallowe'en and I'm an April fool.