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About Hurlock

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    Alcohol, football and Ibiza


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    IT and Gersnet of Course !!
  1. Next season: Diouf - Out, Edu - Out, Weir - Out (Sorry Davie but you're too slow now), Lafferty - F off
  2. Great, Craig's out of the closet and Gav's thinking of me naked...........great to be back. It was some kind of radio phone in apparently. (Yes their fans apparently spend money on calling hotlines............surprising I know). I will endeavour to trace any other reports of this throughout the web shortly but I bet you a whole cats' testicle that it traces to their forums everytime.
  3. Just heard a disturbing rumour that Mr Weiss was caught in a hotel room with another man? It came from a tattie muncher so already doubting the credibility of this story. Any update peeps?
  4. Whether or not Miller stays or goes, whether or not Goodwillie comes or stays. Jelavic will be back soon. I actually think with a few games under his belt and he stays injury free he may be the man to keep us the title. Beattie's been a waste of space for me but the J-Man will come good.
  5. Bet his burd was after his money so told him he was eating pasta. That story is just wrong.
  6. I remember Paulo Di Canio chasing after Ferguson after the final whistle of an old firm match years ago and Ferguson just walked away laughing.............hilarious !
  7. "We have been trounced 4-0 and 4-0 but we have not been murder in terms of our overall play." You also lost 1-0 to Raith Rovers in the CIS cup 2nd round tonight Mr Reid.
  8. He looks strong and has a belter of a strike, he shouldn't cost much either, bring him in and give him a go, other than Whittaker and Lafferty we don't really have a left winger of such to get the ball into the mix.
  9. My mate's been shagging twins. I asked him; "How do you tell them apart?" He said; "It's easy, Julie's got blonde hair and big boobs and Derek's got a cock !"
  10. Gribz, better check under the bed incase you took a ladyboy home last night.......haha
  11. And some more chat up lines; Not having much luck with the ladies? Try some of these chat up lines: I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs...what time do they open? Do you work for the Post Office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looki
  12. Man Flu - The Facts... 1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*. *(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.) 2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too. 3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' � which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all
  13. Chat up lines: Him; "Hi my name is Bond." Her; "James Bond right?" Him; "No, Unibond actually, I'm here to fill your crack!!"
  14. Will Celtic's cars be fitted with Tim Tims to help them leave Glasgow ?
  15. Still waiting Mr Jelavic, maybe before Christmas perhaps ??
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