Uilleam

Pin it on your lapel? Now that takes talent. Methinks you have been reading Flann O'Brien.

Got sent this. On WhatsApp, so it must mean something You wouldn't see the Red Bull logo on this. So I'm in.

Erse.

And, the more you look, the worse it gets....

Gomerels; but with a bad, very bad, bit in them.

Like the products of some psychotic CGI wizard.

Brace yourself, Sheilas.... The 'Trinity Tims', Messrs Rum, Bum, and Concertina, stars of rasellik podosphere, (three wise monkeys, who saw no evil, heard no evil, and certainly never talked about any evil) reveal all about the takeover -the truth, unexpurgated, unvarnished, unpalatable, and, frankly, un-fucking-likely: It was good while it lasted. I'm away to watch 'The Truman Show'.

Therein lies your problem. Have you not had enough of instant answers? Is it not time for a slower, more thorough, percolated, solution?

So, @compo just what DID you hear at the Pope's funeral, last week. No use denying it, you were seen, and it was noted that you left early to catch the racing at Capannelle.

Farewell, and adieu All you fair Yorkshire ladies Farewell, and adieu All you ladies of Leeds

The guy with the sellik tap is Marc O'Rose. Marathe, Steinsson, and sundry others were at Elland Road, last night. Interestingly, so was Daniel Farke. Just, em, sayin', like.

So you may profit from it? Not bloody likely. Look, if you must have the last, cavilling, word, I'll be generous, and give it to you. Here it is: "THE LAST WORD" Copy, and paste it onto your Honours Board.

I know where the smart money would go.

He's in the Court of Public Opinion,from which there is, generally, scant chance of appeal.