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If you can swing that sponsorship from the Vatican you mentioned, until the Pope says 'No'.

Actually, I think it was coined by Brendan Behan - the award was a gold ring.

Pin it on your lapel? Now that takes talent. Methinks you have been reading Flann O'Brien.

Got sent this. On WhatsApp, so it must mean something You wouldn't see the Red Bull logo on this. So I'm in.

Erse.

And, the more you look, the worse it gets....

Gomerels; but with a bad, very bad, bit in them.

Like the products of some psychotic CGI wizard.

Brace yourself, Sheilas.... The 'Trinity Tims', Messrs Rum, Bum, and Concertina, stars of rasellik podosphere, (three wise monkeys, who saw no evil, heard no evil, and certainly never talked about any evil) reveal all about the takeover -the truth, unexpurgated, unvarnished, unpalatable, and, frankly, un-fucking-likely: It was good while it lasted. I'm away to watch 'The Truman Show'.

Therein lies your problem. Have you not had enough of instant answers? Is it not time for a slower, more thorough, percolated, solution?

So, @compo just what DID you hear at the Pope's funeral, last week. No use denying it, you were seen, and it was noted that you left early to catch the racing at Capannelle.

Farewell, and adieu All you fair Yorkshire ladies Farewell, and adieu All you ladies of Leeds

The guy with the sellik tap is Marc O'Rose. Marathe, Steinsson, and sundry others were at Elland Road, last night. Interestingly, so was Daniel Farke. Just, em, sayin', like.

So you may profit from it? Not bloody likely. Look, if you must have the last, cavilling, word, I'll be generous, and give it to you. Here it is: "THE LAST WORD" Copy, and paste it onto your Honours Board.

I know where the smart money would go.

He's in the Court of Public Opinion,from which there is, generally, scant chance of appeal.

Try that one in court.

If it's wholly innocent, as you seem to imply, why shouldn't he explain? On the other hand.....

Is that the only reason? Did he hate us when he played for them? Before then? When he managed Dunfermline?

Any idea why?

If he has sellik sympathies, it remains a 'No' from me. It would, actually, be incredibly disappointing if the best that we could get was someone with a degree of affection for our enemies. Not that it matters, none of us have any influence. I await an explanation for the bizarre photograph, from him, once he is in situ.

Although Stein was a member of the same Lodge as my grandfather, I don't know if he had leanings towards Rangers. He had played for the fhilth in the 50s, on the other hand. If Marco Rose could be as successful with Rangers as Stein was with them, I think many people would feel able to forgive him many, if not all, indiscretions.

They did. Neither were/are a potential manager with leanings towards the fhilth, of course. I don't want a sellikman in charge. Players I can thole.

As I said. I don't want a manager/coach/whatever with if you do, then hell mend you.