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But....terms rejected out of hand.....contract rebel......English clubs alerted.....Warburton's plans disrupted....

Was all of this merely malign spin from that barrel of fannies the contents of which style themselves "football writers"?

Andy himself, is a dismembered organ; permanently in a state of tumescence whilst obsessing about Rangers. He can achieve no relief, has no satisfaction, and regularly meets ill Phil for self help sessions. A coming together.

Hold the front page - we have a bigger splash.

Thank you all for the clarification.

I have never seen his organ: a magazine which, like himself, clearly suffers from lack of penetration.

Who is this moron, and why is he wasting Building Control time?

Is he merely another one of these Rangers' hating multi taskers who can masturbate and tap out tripe on the keyboard simultaneously?

(That does take talent, granted.)

I would be worried if King was not proposing to undertake repairs, maintenance, and cosmetic improvements.

He's a card, right enough, old Gessler.

Mind you, it is an improvement, surely, and no grounds for complaint?

RvP to Ibrox would be sensational. It is unlikely, I concede.

However even the slightest chance of such a coup is putting rahoops support into a lather, or,

more accurately, whatever its equivalent of a lather is.

Heavily rumoured amongst the Tims is, Brenda has got his hands on a Magic Blonde Wig.

Any results like last night, and he'll need more than a wig.

I think that the boy has talent, but like O'Connor, and Riordan before, from the same club,

there is too much of the ned about him. Curious. Are they in some way related? Incest is just

another shag in Pilton or Prestonpans, I am told.

Me? I never go east of High Street, since you ask.

A guttersnipe supporter, of a guttersnipe club, run by guttersnipe,

managed by guttersnipe, represented by guttersnipe, for guttersnipe.

Ignacio Novo, a man named after the founder , and 1st Superior General of the Society of Jesus, aka, The Jesuits.

O Tempora! O Mores! No wonder the Papes lost to the Apes.

Least Ronnie Dilia had a Dildo, what does Brenba Rodgers bring to Scottish football?

At Least Barnes Could Rap,

At Least Ronnie Could Rabbit

If English has any pretension to being a journalist, he should know that Warburton v Rodgers is a great story, one

of significance to Scottish fitba', and one which he should be glad to see running for the whole season, if not more,

(Red Imps result notwithstanding).

However he takes, avidly, the BBC (Scotland) shilling. and its editorial line, which may be summarised as

"Rangers is bad". We should expect, therefore, nothing but negativity at best, open hostility at worst from this

preening and posturing prick, a company man to the bottom of his publicly filled purse.

Players wanting to play, rather than just happy to collect a paycheck.

And prepared both to work and to look after their diet, lifestyle, etc, to that end.

All, of course, under the all seeing eye of The Magic Hat. Refreshing.

Professionalism, I think you will find it called.

I came in , less than an hour ago and found I had an e mail. It said,

"Stopped laughing yet?"

I replied, impishly, as follows:

Put simply, No. It's impossible not to laugh at such an impoverished and impotent performance. Even the impartial are

unimpressed by its limpness. The implications? Well, Clodagh's job may not be imperilled, but such will be the impact, he will be impelled to act,

and implore players to sign (given DD's imprimatur, and the importance of keeping the impressionable impure and impious

on-side). Most of them, however, have imploded, impugning the manager with foul imprecation, and importunately demanding his impeachment,

his imprisonment, or, even his impalement. They are impatient, it seems, although surely the team may improve. Is that implausible,

or -heaven forfend- impossible?

The manager himself, impromptu, post match, appeared impenitent, talked impenetrably, and seemed imprudently impervious to criticism.

Fresh impetus is needed. Cue impending, impetuous, impulse buying.

Maybe I should get out more.

I note that Signor Mario Balotelli is "no longer in the plans" of Herr Klopp at Liverpool.

Will we see Clodagh make some kind of move -real or window dressing, it matters not- for him, to keep the unwashed onside?

He's probably right in this instance.

 

However, that is clearly papering over the cracks of an absolute humiliation. The guy that scored was at work this morning

Come on, be fair, the chap had a half day.

Imps Tame Chimps

I'm reading they've been "filed today"...whatever that means !

Anyone got information ?

Probably best to consult a sellik fan site.

It's the back door.

Too many teams, too many games, too many participants playing like they were spent,

all of which contributed to the primacy of defensive play/tactics, and delivered a poor tournament.

That the Final was disappointing should be no surprise.

I am advised that the self same " journalist " penned a virtually identical article re: Lee Wallace, last season.

The important point is that the Club is offering them improved terms. The players and/or their agent(s) are jockeying for

further enhancement. This strikes me as something that goes on day and daily, at this time of year.

I am inclined to suggest that this is mischief making from Murray at the Guardian (neither journalist nor paper are

friends to Rangers) because there is no information on Warburton's next acquisitions.

Really, the press should be concentrating on the Resolution 12 bouncing bomb, about to blast Scottish fitba' to smithereens, at or about 6pm,

tonight, Friday, just when any and all offices of concerned parties are closed for business for the week end. (And when all the anti sellik conspirators

will be away at The Big Walk).

Fucked by the broad end of a ragman's trumpet.

But, hey, let's not rock the boat, upset the applecart, or in any way represent our own interests.

More fireless smoke from the enemies of the Club and the support, it seems.

I wonder who audits all the crowdfunded cash they generate?