Uilleam

IN VINO VIA ET VERITAS ET VITA

That's the post on FF, from one 'Lord Summerisle'. The orange font seems to mean a racing certainty.

If it's Steven Gerrard, it's a bit of an anti-climax, in truth. It might, of course, indicate that they could not tempt any other of any merit.

“Much has been said of the strumpets of yore, Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score, But I sing of a baggage that we all adore… Steven Gerrard!”

Well, he has a contract for c3.5 years. Maybe the plan (not a word we often associate with the Club, I concede) was to attract talent from the Maghreb, and from the Maghrebi diaspora, in Europe.

Maybe he is working from home?

Issame Charaï , I presume. Assistant Manager on a 2.5 year contract, or thereby.

Well, that quite passed me by.

I note that SpamFolder FC has sacked Anthony Docherty. Just sayin', but should he be added to the runners and riders? Perhaps @Rousseau will be along to accentuate the potential positives of such an appointment.

...who still, mirabile dictu, exists, will probe the perspicacious comments on officials, of Mr John Brown, during Rangers TV coverage of the match at Easter Road. Fortunately for Mr Brown, there are more than a few like cases , involving pederastyfootballclub, which were ignored, dismissed out of hand, or otherwise disposed of in a manner acceptable to that organisation. Precedents are set, but I am not holding my breath.

So, farewell, then Barry Ferguson. You were called, and responded With head held high Looking down with sneerin', scornfu' view On that mhanky mhob Now you will be Club Ambassador No longer 'Gaffer' but 'His Excellency'. Sounds more important, Says Keith's maw.

"...The missus has just had these new windows installed..."

It's, ahem, not conclusive....

It's, ahem, 'not conclusive'.

Contrariness, merely for the sake of it, does you no favours.

He was, actually, from Azerbaijan. (At that time, you will recall, the country was part of the USSR, and, thus, under the wise guidance of LI Brezhnev.)

Call me a technological primitive, if youse wull, but, if the VAR system can use its magic lines to demonstrate whether, at the goal line (or as near to it as makes no appreciable difference), the toe of a forward's boot is 'offside', then surely this wizardry can, in like manner, determine if a ball is in the net. What am I missing? Is there some technical reason that system's sorcery must stop at the goal line? (Actual goal line technology would be better, I concede.)

Brilliant result. Well done Palace. Plenty of rent boys in London to console the anguished, and vanquished.

He is a bastard rat.

I'll be disappointed if Davide Ancelotti is not engaged as Manager/Head Coach. I was looking forward to the tifo, welcoming him to Govan ....... ....or, maybe, and maybe more appropriately, welcoming pederast fhilth fc to the Ibrox Renaissance....

You are neither a. A supporter of the real Rangers, nor b. A real supporter of Rangers unless you have this unassuming number in your wardrobe