Uilleam

It's called a cannon, Rousseau

Was he surprised he got the sack? (I wasn't.)

FFS!!! Could we have done more to help them score?

......but which, clearly, our transexual women fans won't have. Dear, oh, dear. I feel a major clype coming on Monday. Does anyone (I can actually take a guess, here) know which Gay and Lesbian sex shop in the Merchant City is the reporting centre?

A torch for Steve Clarke? Weird. But perhaps you live your life like a candle in the wind.....

Good.

Is the modern 'full back' more important as a defender or as an attacker? Opine. Or discuss, if you wish. (Note that a midfield general, from Ajaccio FC, then in France's Second Division, observed that attack is the best form of defence. He went on to conquer Europe, thereafter, with what was styled Boneyball.)

Riyal Medina.

Throw in Charlton, and you'd need 500M GBP. Mind you, that would be your forward line sorted. How much wages would they command today?

Good, but I might prefer, 'Simply the best Obliterates the crest'

FFS!! It was a Rangers' dressing room for a few hours. The other was a Thistle dressing room for like time. One might expect both sides to make them look like their own, for the duration. Psychology, 'n' 'at.

And a boy who has yet to start shaving scored the winner.....(for Brazil). In Scotland, we would still be 'nurturing' (or some such rubbish) his talent, and would continue to do so, until he had a full beard, three weans -to different girls, natch- and had developed a prodigious drouth.

I think, but stand to be corrected, that the FAs are liable for injuries on International Duty, and financial recompense is made.

So, our National XI was horsed, fairly readily, 4 goals to nil, by a Dutch side without Sam Lammers - HE was not even on the bench !! Perhaps the country should be grateful for small mercies. Koeman, probably, is keeping him up his sleeve, as a wild card, for the Euro Championships.

OK, riddle me this: if this is not some outright chicanery involving Spamfolder FC, and pederasty central, how did Brenda Brent know, yesterday, that he wouldn't be watching Scottish football today?

A plot to ensure that the fhilth are in top spot for (all of) St Patrick's Day

I didn't misquote. You think that we shouldn't beat Benfica. I think that you are wrong.

Puh-lease....

The only parts that mattered.

Am I missing something?

Right, Rangers, get intae these cod scoffin' bastards!!

They may be 'correct' (they were), but would we have expected such interpretation, in the normal run of events?

Have we seen, tonight, Scottish officials "working to rule", as a result of the abuse they have received, and continue to receive, from the fhilth, it's players and managers, its executives, it's non- executives, and its supporters in the media? I, for one, certainly hope so.