Devil's advocaat

The Stone Island badge is generally a giveaway....

Frank Sidebottom can stay where he is, thank you very much.

I'm a proud Scot, and would love to help, but I've too much on, sorry!. 🙈

You can add Mourinho and Wenger to the list of lower level/non players

Syphilis is more exciting than Douche.

Agree 100%, this notion that manager needs to understand playing killie on a wet wednesday night is bollocks too, play football, beat cluggers, it's really not hard. Granted it was only one season, but Gerrard showed how it's done, no one got near us that season mainly because we knew how to keep the ball, suck teams out, and punish them.

Yup

Doesn't give much away.

He likes to keep things tight.

Rangers manager Philippe Clement hailed the signing as a significant boost to the club’s defensive ranks ahead of a crucial season. Suggests the accuracy of that story...

The sheep thing never really made any sense tbh, I could see it levelled at St Johnstone or the likes, but Aberdeen is hardly rural. Quite the opposite, it's a big grey death zone.

We haven't seen a list of possibilities, merely a list of speculated names. Press haven't a clue.

To be honest, I'd take Martin over every other British name mentioned. And FWIW, I think we'll go with a coach from these islands.

Loves the smell of his own undercarriage. A no for me.

I'd disagree chum, it's been bloody quick compared to most takeovers.

I'm confident we're in a position to attract a very good candidate indeed*. New owners, financially solvent, good chance of champions league football, Sellik are poor, good director of football, recent exposure in EL a huge bonus, massive fanbase etc etc etc * Which rules Dyche oot.

Clicked on that link, seen Dyche's big baw face, I'd rather have Ali fuckin G than Dyche, never mind Stevie G.

I've always said the same of Souness, time's a great healer.

The voices in your head?.

What Rousseau and db said +1

Calm doon hen.

He's sorted mcgregor out on a couple of occasions now.

That mad yin he's married to will be pointing him towards the Saudi money, for sure.

Get Kasanwijro in.

Absolutely not my first choice at all, but I'd take Gerard, at least we'd be fit and play football that's good to watch. Brenda shat it and bolted last time, I know folk will say he only won one trophy, but I'm sure he'll be a more rounded manager after his experiences since then.