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Malangsob

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  1. Exactly....poor guy just tryin to enjoy the game but Richard Simmons there is gettin waaaaaay too handsy. You see this is what I learned a long time ago. You can pick your ticket but you can't pick who sits next to you. Always plan strategically Donald W. Reynolds Section W104 Mrs Me |Aisle| [Bathroom] [Beer Booth]. Razorbacks. [[[Peace. ]]]
  2. Meh, not so bad. 2-2 against a pretty decent side. That big goony bird Yfeko. I don't think he has grown into his feet yet. Dessers scored...save that to the reel for sales purposes. Not bad not bad.
  3. He went fat Elvis on us. You see, you cats are thinkin about the Kent that still gave a shit...where he was on point. When he was swivel hippin it, vibrant, tearing up the pitch...punchin Scott Brown...scorin against them. Not me It's always the final memories that stick with me the most...and like fat Elvis, sweatin through a bodysuit, mumbling to himself in a diabetic coma at the Flamingo....that Kent is the one that will stick with me. BS runs into nothing, low effort, losing the ball...horrid passes...shots not even remotely close. Phonin it in. BOOOOOOOO!!!!
  4. In his last season he was most definitely Blackpool, or Wigan level. He was predictable and was consistently dispossessed. His shooting was putrid, his energy level....everything was crap. Call me a balloon knot but you don't get pass marks for half assin it for a season plus...sorry. I don't forget. He can take that shit somewhere else.
  5. Insanely overrated...limited skill set, phoned it in for large portions of his Rangers career. His level is Blackpool, or Wigan. League one, two...some smaller Championship clubs perhaps? Never cared for him. TBF Liverpool fleeced us.
  6. Rangers might not be perfect but they ain't stupid. Unless they either have a ridiculous offer for him, or ink to paper from another guy I don't think we are gonna see him go. All this horse hockey about loaning him out makes zero sense. Why? Two deep in a position, one guy leavin in a few months and the other you just paid big caish for, and you're gonna loan him out? People just talkin out their ass. He looked decent against zeh chermans yesterday. Little man was all over that pitch.
  7. Shit...they're serving Tapas.
  8. One thing that I have learned in my time is that 90% or the mierda coming from the press is just that. Pocket sultan will stay IMHO. Who else we got in the chamber?
  9. Blue balls... Yeah when they start throwing names around like...Marseille, Sassuolo...we are priced out. Thems the breaks.
  10. Doesn't everyone. Those don't grow on trees...especially in the stores we're shoppin at. What do you estimate Rangers transfer budget is for this window? 5-6M? We need a pair? Decisive, AND Ruthless?...ha! Sheeeeit. Puff puff pass cause I need some of that hopium. Larry Shankland is our best hope. No adjustment time required. Plug and play. Pay Hearts the caish and press on.
  11. I genuinely feel for Hagi. This is a playing career that will not have a happy ending. Kid has a good brain, communicates excellently, probably has a decent business acumen. Hagi's success lay AFTER his playing days. That pressure is not good for his overall health. He just needs to come to terms with that. Hang em up! A real life awaits!
  12. No, I was consumed with the Dallas Cowboys and Tony Dorsett back in those days. But looking him up he played during an era where they actually played the game. Is this the man?
  13. Well, If you train no contact, tippy tappy fitba...sure. In American football we call it 'hittin shape'. You run two a days in the summer beatin the ever lovin shit out of each other for two months. Your body acclimates to the violence. It literally toughens. By the time you start the season you are ready to tackle a tractor. Did guys get hurt? Yes...but the vast majority built up. Back in the day when they used to actually play soccer, like men, this was the same. Tackling was actually tackling, you fought for possession, it was a man's game, not some no touch prancing theater and VAR. Now if a guy shows his studs to the sun or has a beer during Christmas it's the end of the world. Sanitized, safe, lame.
  14. https://www.healio.com/news/endocrinology/20120325/generational-decline-in-testosterone-levels-observed Face it...men are a buncha candy asses these days.
  15. We couldn't afford him anyway. Cat was on something like 60K a week. The number teams he was on told me a couple things. One of which is...he is ALL about the Benjamins. No voluntary pay cuts coming from that camp. Besides, we don't need him when Kevin Van Veen is still available.
  16. I bet ole Lammers feels like someone pulled a Volkswagen off his back today. Better for everyone.
  17. Ahhh…makes more sense. Glad I didn’t go with my initial impulse of ’What are you smokin?’ 😁
  18. Ben strikes me as a big Radiohead fan. I imagine him driving around Glasgow, in the rain, tears streaming down his face, Thom Yorks whining in the background. Rubbing his knees at every stop light.
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