Malangsob

No puttin lipstick on this pig...we took an old-fashioned ass whippin. I don't even wanna think about the semi-final next Sunday. Hope Goldson is back.

Now the Sheep have gone full on SPL. Rolling around...stymieing movement. This is the SPL I KNOW. Welcome back you cold, boring bstd.

Hows a goalie cramp up? Doesn't he stand around for 95% or the game...and have a water bottle at the ready?

Did we REALLY think it wouldn't stand? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER RANGERS!

Yo! That shit was insane...what? This game is nuts.

Ya know...as 'harem scarem' as that was it was actually quite entertaining. I mean it's 0-0, but compare that 0-0 to a Livi or Killie 0-0. I will take watching two monkeys tryna screw a football over those snorefests any day.

Ahh criminy...Heckyl and Jeckyl at the back...please God let Goldson be back for the scum.

I think this could be a very tough match. Aberdeen will be feeling confident. Hopefully they wanna go toe to toe again.

1-1 Cantwell

Most definitely! If you're gonna do it...it needs to be with strength, and presence. You are not only the HMIC over here...you are a footballing oracle. You want people to remember you as that. Pro-tips Preface rebuttals to impact questions with impact intros such as; "pfft...seriously?" "In my day" "Here's the deal" "Stevie...steve-oh...am I on trial here?" "Look...I don't eat Greek food" "ach ghee us a dram...yer doin ma heed in"...this can actually be used with every rebuttal. Most importantly, when referencing Celtic...always use 'them'...'those ones'...and if he challenges you too strongly..."Your BHhoys". Focus. Play this before the interview.

Her ass aint that wide…yet

I usually go in October as it works best. Save for that Covid mess. Back this year! Why? You wanna buy me a Shirley Temple? Haha! I usually buy season tickets for the Hogs though. I can tell you that you folks, minus this stupid rule, are gettin a screamin good deal on season tickets. I would kill for those prices. I pay about $800 for SIX home games…six. Those are cheap seats too. Double that for the Mrs.

Well those ‘strings’ are a scam. Once I pay I should have the freedom to exercise use of my purchase at MY discretion. This is the point of a season ticket. It is bullshit which I am certain will predicate others, more restrictive bullshit.

LOL! Let me get this straight. I am gonna lease that space for a season. If I fail to occupy that space the club can then resell it for double...triple profit. However, when I show up and I cannot access my prepaid space...they will then prorate me at 75% of cost.

Moderately terrible 'rule'. Do you receive a pro-rated refund if you return and Craig is sittin in your seat? Pretty sure I know the answer.

You mean soccer?

Yeah, he needs to be sold. Fiorentina, and Genk both moved him on. Once these kids get through a couple big clubs, it's not the clubs, most of the time. Give me a Hagi with little more pace and...well he would be a Hagi at Man U. You can't coach speed.

Is that sourced or your pride talkin?

Not sure...maybe start by NOT signing guys with injury reports that are longer than Gotti's rap sheet? Cause someone sure as shit is gettin it done in Scotland. Say what you want about 'Ra Sellick'. That's not the luck of the Irish...that's smart money workin. We gots problems y'all.

We have a lot of dead weight, and a lot of contracts that are due to expire. This should free up considerable funds to permit new contracts coming in. https://salarysport.com/football/scottish-premiership/rangers/ I don't know how accurate this is but we are/can have some serious wiggle room in the wage department. Davies on 27K, Kamara 21K, Matondo on 28K...Wilson was a first rate dipshit.

What competition would there be? Jack-often injured--currently Kamara--wants to be somewhere else--underperforming--struggling for first team minutes. Lundstram-chronic underperformer Sounds like a perfect opportunity for someone who cares.

I was calling for him to be moved on two years ago! Call me the cruel American but the patience this club has with the chronically injured is beyond me. Good Lord cut the cord!

That was a great goal...right over to those pricks to rub it in too. I have very fond memories of SG as our manager. I respect him, and appreciate what he did for our club. He was out of his depth in England, and when Beale left him the gig was really up. As for Naismith. Gettin attached to a player is like loving a stripper. Never forget that these players are PAID for their services. Like Snoop said "We don't love dem hoes" Now score some goals.

He lasted about 50 games and lost half if I remember correctly.

You would think that they would eventually stop giving that dipshit Lampard opportunities to prove it. I would like to know how many star football players turned out to be genuinely top level managers. I think it's kinda like rich kids becoming fighters...doesn't really work out too well.