A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped 3 England football fans. They're asking for
a �£10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol
and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
About a gallon