Jon 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 For Unknown Carnal Knowledge is the one I heard of, going back to the 1900's or so and the police arresting prostitues ....for unknown carnal knowledge, hence the FUCK to save the writing. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAUREN.L 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I did try and lick my elbow btw. Ok i tried it!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gribz 743 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist?? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from. How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of boobs in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAUREN.L 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 How do you turn a fox into an elephant?Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist?? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from. How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of boobs in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. old old old must do better 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gribz 743 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 old old old must do better Eff off, some are old but some are worth a read. Who asked you back anyway :box: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Older than me ffs Gribz !!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAUREN.L 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Eff off, some are old but some are worth a read. Who asked you back anyway :box: I don't don't wait for an invertation 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I see your spelling hasnt improved any 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAUREN.L 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 nope why would it 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Divine invertation maybe lol 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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