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HaHa picked up off of Mhankystreet

 

Celticbhoy_07 5 minutes ago

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3 July 2007 Evening Lads just in from the game where do I start? Seriously im going to rattle off a things before I actually state my opinion on the game and situation we are now in.

 

- We've won 2 games in our last 10 in all competitions.

- We've conceded more goals than any other team in the top 6.

- We've conceded more away goals than any team in the top 7.

- We've kept only 4 clean sheets in the SPL this season. (12 games)

- We're out of Europe before Christmas.

- We've been pumped out the League Cup at home.

- We trail one of the worst Rangers sides in history by a point with them also having a game in hand.

- There are major "rumours" doing the rounds that the dressing room is split and the manager isn't seeing eye to eye with many at the club.

- The manager has been here 158 and still doesn't know his first 11. Nor a centre defensive or striker partnership.

- John Barnes has a better celtic record than Tony Mowbray at the minute.

- We're facing the prospect of playing a home european tie this week with less than 20k people at parkhead.

 

The list could go on and on.....

 

 

Moving on ....... Today's game - Absolute shambles another 2 goals conceded from set plays no cutting edge going forward dominated long spells but were truely toothless and had it not been for the penalty would have lost 2-0 as we wouldnt have scored a goal. Fortune reminded us all of what we've been missing absolute shampooe performance from the big diddy today �£3.8m Tony what were you smoking when you signed him?

 

Lastly my opinion on the current situation is that something needs to be done and NOW. Tony's record simply isn't upto the standard expected and he knows that. Its all fair enough saying this isn't his squad but at the end of the day its still the best group of players in the SPL and he isn't getting anywhere near the level of performance they are capable of from them. His signings N'Guemo, Fox & Fortune have left alot to be desired and are arguably as bad as the rest of them. The board must make the biggest decision of the since MON left now they either back him financially in January to the tune of �£10m minimum for new players or ship him out and get in a manager upto the task. I said at the time I thought the job was too big for Mowbray and it seems like I may have been right.

 

Managers have been sacked for less and Mowbray will be all too aware of that. He's on a shaky nail and somethings got to give.

Keep the heads up though bhoys

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Anyone frequent their sites?

Frequent? Noooo! I've just had a quick swatch at their post-match thread on KDS though and they're fucking livid. A few more bad results & Moperay is getting a P45.

 

Here's a few comments from their post match thread -

 

Season over. Might as well give it to the huns now. Yet another catastrophic playground collapse.

 

 

Spunked most of his budget on a forward who doesn't create or score goals.

 

Can't organise a defence.

 

Next.

 

 

This is fast becoming like the Hampden season.

 

Teamsheet now reads like an All Time Celtic Nightmare XI.

 

 

cant defend

cant attack

cant pass

cant win

cant even hold on for a draw

 

enjoy your birthday Mogga please GTF

 

 

Criminal that we wasted 3.8m on Fortune and the centre-back situation was not addressed properly. Tick tock Tony.

 

 

where do you start?

 

Our club is a complete shambles. Needs gutted and quick.

 

 

New manager thread please!

 

As posted in the match thread this clown couldn't organise soup tins in his cupboard nevermind a team.

 

A joke - get lost and take that �£3.8m waste of space with you

 

 

I blame that strip.

Even in Fifa I have never played well wearing it.

 

Seriously though, I didn't expect anything less.

There is no heart, passion, determination or quality from the top to the bottom at our club.

Can't see me making the trek back to watch this shower anytime soon.

 

 

Dear Players of Celtic FC

 

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ââ?¬Ë?performanceââ?¬â?¢ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

 

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and ****** furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

 

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little *** sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely *** all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Celtic Park at any time so far this season.

 

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

 

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you�ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it�s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

 

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Lawwell is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Donââ?¬â?¢t bother packing your toothbrush ââ?¬â?? you wonââ?¬â?¢t need it.

 

In the event that our beloved chairman can�t afford the expense (understandable given that he�s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my dog) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I�ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

 

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys ââ?¬â?? strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

 

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bÃ?¡stards; leave this club now and donââ?¬â?¢t you *** dare look back. Youââ?¬â?¢ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a slothââ?¬â?¢s scrÃ?³tum, so frankly you can just all **** off ââ?¬â?? donââ?¬â?¢t pass go, donââ?¬â?¢t collect your wages, donââ?¬â?¢t ever come back to this town again.

 

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald�s drive-thru in the near future.

 

Yours sincerely,

 

DanBhoy.

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Definitely imploding.

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Always good to laugh at them. :D

Aye, it's funny as fook, but I'm not gonna go OTT about it until we start making use of them dropping points by winning our own games week after week. We could be walking away with this title by now if we'd been playing better ourselves. Time to step it up a gear & leave them trailing big time.

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Cheers for that Zappa, Sunday blues just vanished there :D

Those comments were just picked out of the first 4 pages of their 50 page post-match thread. I couldn't be arsed reading any more of their shite, but I bet there's some pretty funny stuff. That long letter thing was pretty funny. :D

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