pete 2,499 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 The transfer window has come and gone and was a big disappointment for the Rangers fans and Management. The bhoys from the dark side used to taunt us as the Loan Rangers. It would seem we can�t even hit that standard anymore we have become the Who�s go�n Rangers It was over at the Torbet towers where they had a clear out though. Their whole defence was sent packing. No change there then most of the SPL has been sending them packing all season. They brought in the Dutch wonder, Jos Hooiveld. Hooiveld translated into English means Hay field. The Parkhead turf will suit him to a tee then. It is a great name for a Celtic player as the only cups he will have a chance of gathering will be buttercups. With all the Chinese Celtic have been signing, a Paddy field may have been a better option, that would really have been a winner with the fans. Rumours are going round that if Tony Mowbray doesn�t win any silverware at the end of the season, Ann Robinson will take over. She will be looking to find the weakest chink. The signing of the pitbull, Keano and the Great Dane, Rassa has got the tims in a frenzy. The only person not so happy with their signings, is big bammy Sammy the Greek geek as he will probably now become a .Deputy Dawg. Doctors at the Western Infirmary tried to cross Artur Boruc with Neil Lennon They produced a rolly polly holy goalie with a ginger minger. Demarcus Beasley�s car was blown up after he was reported to have had an affair with a gangster�s chick. A case of starting with a hotrod and ending with a firebird it would seem. Taxi!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexscottislegend 2,090 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 The transfer window has come and gone and was a big disappointment for the Rangers fans and Management. The bhoys from the dark side used to taunt us as the Loan Rangers. It would seem we can�t even hit that standard anymore we have become the Who�s go�n Rangers It was over at the Torbet towers where they had a clear out though. Their whole defence was sent packing. No change there then most of the SPL has been sending them packing all season. They brought in the Dutch wonder, Jos Hooiveld. Hooiveld translated into English means Hay field. The Parkhead turf will suit him to a tee then. It is a great name for a Celtic player as the only cups he will have a chance of gathering will be buttercups. With all the Chinese Celtic have been signing, a Paddy field may have been a better option, that would really have been a winner with the fans. Rumours are going round that if Tony Mowbray doesn�t win any silverware at the end of the season, Ann Robinson will take over. She will be looking to find the weakest chink. The signing of the pitbull, Keano and the Great Dane, Rassa has got the tims in a frenzy. The only person not so happy with their signings, is big bammy Sammy the Greek geek as he will probably now become a .Deputy Dawg. Doctors at the Western Infirmary tried to cross Artur Boruc with Neil Lennon They produced a rolly polly holy goalie with a ginger minger. Demarcus Beasley�s car was blown up after he was reported to have had an affair with a gangster�s chick. A case of starting with a hotrod and ending with a firebird it would seem. Taxi!!! You must have had a day off work. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Taxi? Mate, I think you need an ambulance! :fish: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 Taxi? Mate, I think you need an ambulance! :fish: I hear there doing rickshaw taxi's to Parkhead these day's so maybe i should have called it Rickshaw.:fish: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I hear there doing rickshaw taxi's to Parkhead these day's so maybe i should have called it Rickshaw.:fish: . You're conjuring up some imagery that's inspirational pete! Mopes in Rickshaws! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted February 9, 2010 Author Share Posted February 9, 2010 .You're conjuring up some imagery that's inspirational pete! Mopes in Rickshaws! Nah the mopes will be pulling the chinks will do the sitting. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norris Cole 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Anyone who Thanks the OP should get a week ban. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Nah the mopes will be pulling the chinks will do the sitting. . Even better... :devil: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Anyone who Thanks the OP should get a week ban. . It's like Chick Young on acid. :fish: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 I quite like it though... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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