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Now that Murray and butty boy bain have really pissed the fans off to the extent that they should be hiring bodyguards, I was wondering what moonbeam exclusive they will come out with to appease everyone.

 

New superfantastic plans for a superduper new stadium?

 

Martin bain to sacrifice and hang himself for the good name of the club in front of the crowd on saturday against hearts.

 

or maybe martain bain is confusing the moonbeams for the sun that he thinks shines out of murrays arse?

 

what do you think folks? what the hell are Dastardly and mutley going to do to dig themselves out of the hole they find themselves in.

 

theres a prize for best answer!

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Now that Murray and butty boy bain have really pissed the fans off to the extent that they should be hiring bodyguards, I was wondering what moonbeam exclusive they will come out with to appease everyone.

 

New superfantastic plans for a superduper new stadium?

 

Martin bain to sacrifice and hang himself for the good name of the club in front of the crowd on saturday against hearts.

 

or maybe martain bain is confusing the moonbeams for the sun that he thinks shines out of murrays arse?

 

what do you think folks? what the hell are Dastardly and mutley going to do to dig themselves out of the hole they find themselves in.

 

theres a prize for best answer!

A few reassuring noises released through grateful journalists, otherwise nothing at all. If things start to look ugly (ie some of the performing seals stop clapping and the nodding dogs stop wagging their tails) then he'll roll out some pictures of 21st century stadia or tell us some piece of financial astuteness means he will be able to make vast funds available in January. Anything really to keep the punters quiet.

 

i don't blame him for acting like that. If I was David Murray I'd do the same. But I'm not, I'm a Rangers supporter desperate for success and trophies. desperate to see us slaughter celtic. That's why I'll never see eye to eye with Murray.

 

However, while the sale of Cuellar will weaken the team in the same way selling Hutton did, it could actually be good business if you thought that Smith would use it wisely. He won't. He won't get but a fraction of it to spend and what he does get he'll waste most of it on no marks as he's always done and that will make the sale of Cuellar for no purpose whatsoever.

 

A successful club needs a good chairman and a good manager. We currently have neither. We haven't had this combination since David Holmes left. Of course it's only my opinion and no one needs to spend another minute thinking about it.

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what do you think folks? what the hell are Dastardly and mutley going to do to dig themselves out of the hole they find themselves in.

 

theres a prize for best answer!

Set up an "open" day with the Match day dancers?

 

:wanker:

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