alexscottislegend

Remember Kevin Drinkell? Some fans called him 'Billy.'

Well we need a Garibaldi in the dugout.

Yes, but would you swap her for a self-important stick insect?

Proves the honours system is bust. Are you aware that honours can be bought for the right cash?

I'm afraid he has ambitions beyond these shores.

"Stately, plump, Buck Mulligan..."

Be in good company with Liam Kelly.

Kelly was brought up to play with his feet and to be fair he is better at playing out than Butland.

Now, now....we mustn't get too cynical!

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

He's already here: our own little Napoleon, Nico Raskin.

He also plays with wingers and we have only one -Doak.

No pro-Palestians are 'nutters'. Nutters are people who bomb food trucks and civilians. As long as Turgeman is not a Zionist, which he probably isn't. We've had good Israeli players before.

One of those 'cups' was the European Cup Winners Cup!

We live in a post-Struth society.