Jump to content

 

 

Recommended Posts

These last eleven years, the Ghost aka Ian Bankier has been the Chair of ra Sellik. He announced today that he intends to leave his designation on the 1st January'23. A Lawyer who worked mostly in the whisky industry, was plucked by Dermot Desmond to provide a buffer between himself and the rabid Yahoos. Ian took the job as Chairman in 2012 and stood up at the AGM to inform those attending that he attended a denominational school. Ian was cheered to the echo.

 

Ian has not been overly taxed by his workload, ra Sellik Trust revealed his salary last year. He attended seven Board meetings and trousered in excess of £70,000. After winning 12 domestic trophies in a row, Bankier told the AGM two years past that the club intended to target Referees because, the Board felt they had not been treated as other SPFL clubs. Last year, Bankier criticised the Scottish Government; again, because ra Sellik had not received fair treatment during the Lockdowns.

 

The shortlist of possible replacements include :

 

Martin Compston - knows all the lyrics to all the hate filled songs.

(Pray for)Neil Lennon - a real Sellik man.

Tom Boyd - a Daftie but a green, white and, gold Daftie.

Tommy Sheridan - a Sellik Swinger.

Phil McFournames - a Yahoo who put the bile in Baillieston.

Link to post
Share on other sites

The super-soaraway Scottish Sun are reporting Peter Lawwell has been persuaded to end his retirement and take up the reigns of ra Sellik Chairman.

 

What will the Green Brigade say?

Link to post
Share on other sites

On 30/07/2022 at 11:05, 26th of foot said:

The super-soaraway Scottish Sun are reporting Peter Lawwell has been persuaded to end his retirement and take up the reigns of ra Sellik Chairman.

 

What will the Green Brigade say?

What will the Green Brigade say?

 

Did the fire brigade put out the fire ok? 🔥 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.