pete 2,499 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 This weekend threw up another controversy as Rangers were denied a perfectly good goal, through the linesman flagging for offside. Before the game Referee boss Donald McVicar e-mailed a warning for refs to improve. After a spate of dodgy decisions which seem to benifit our friends from the dark side, many football supporters probably think the ref boss�s real name is McPriest and not McVicar. Strangely Refs are fighting for more money. The SFA should put them on performance bonuses as that would save them a fortune. A new sponsor might be a good idea; they should change from Spec-savers to Nikon binoculars. Ebay would make a good sponsor as well as they keep selling us their crap Football is not the only sport that is having problems with the referee's though. What about the girl in the taekwondo, Sarah Stevenson. Three officials failed to see the kick to her Chinese opponents head. After a protest and TV evidence she was at least reinstated as the winner. Her fellow taekwondo colleague Angel Matos wasn�t going to hang about for a TV replay, he just gave the ref a size 9 direct to the chin. Why can�t I get rid of the thought of Billy Baxter wearing, wee Demarcus Beasley�s stud marks on his napper? If the Olympics had been in Portugal Angel Matos might not receive a lifetime ban. You can take a Maddy there and get away with it.(Sorry) Carrying on with the Olympic theme, wee Chesney wants to talk to Chris Hoy to pass on his secret winning formula. Some people believe he has the formula already. Paying referees! Maybe that is what is using up his entire transfer kitty. John Hugh�s has been following the cycling as well, After Referee Brines pulled him out of the Falkirk dressing room, he told Brines to get on his Bike. Our friend Artur Boruc has been hitting the news again. In the past he has been fined by Celtic for boozing. Last week he was thrown out the Polish national team, for skipping out for a wee vodka. Who said he didn�t have any bottle? Now he is waiting to see if Leo Beenhakker will Polish him off, as the Don was a bit brassed off Just a thought, if Artur Boruc�s wife was Pregnant to him. Would that make her a dope carrier? Taxi!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Quality! This could easily have been written by Chick Young after he's had a few Vimptos as he puts it. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,150 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Great stuff as usual Pete! :D 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 Quality! This could easily have been written by Chick Young after he's had a few Vimptos as he puts it. I had more than a few vimptos. Just kidding i wrote it at work. Here is the Angel Matos incident for those who have not seen it. Photo and a Video. http://www.mmatko.com/angel-matos-cuban-taekwondo-kicks-referee-in-face-video-beijing-olympics/ 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
br1ndy 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Brilliant mate. Always read with a chuckle! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Great stuff as usual Pete 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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