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The day after the night before.
A few musings on the game against Sparta.
Started well, took a couple of chances, made another few opportunities for the third but failed to close the deal.
I thought Ryan Jack was back to his metronome best for 65 minutes.
Jack and the rest ran out of puff and legs between the 65th and 70th minutes.
Clement appears to know when and who to utilise in substitutions although I thought he left it a tad late last night?
I voted Ryan Jack man of the match; however, two notable mentions. The first is Jack Butland, he came and took three cross balls at important times. He had one save and what a save, a stinger of a shot was not only parried but pushed away for a corner on the 77th minute. Ross McAusland made a telling contribution, he made two killer defence splitting passes, the first was the ball of the night.
Oh, in case some Gersnetters are not aware, Sellik were pumped six nil by Atletico.
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"Naive Celtic need to learn from the masters of the dark arts".
Above is the headline from today's Herald. There is a struggle to come to terms with Tuesday evening's Champions League skelping in Madrid. The Journo penning the piece is Graeme McGarry, the Herald's current Senior Sports Writer; recently before his designation was, Senior Celtic Writer. Graeme is a growing group of obsessive scarred Journos attending weekly self help meetings. However the group hugs(should that be Huddle) are not enough, you have to write Sellik View pysh to attain a tad more comfort. Anyways, below are the first two paragraphs, any further exposure will have you searching for your own self help groupings.
"If you are going to get a lesson in the dark arts of football, then you may as well get it from the masters. Atletico Madrid's jaw dropping Estadio Municipal could well be the Harvard of football's dirty tricks, and how to deploy them while testing the boundaries of the rulebook.
Certainly, there was more than a whiff of orchestration about the way the entire Atletico bench sprung up in unison when Celtic winger, Daizen Maeda went in late to a challenge with their defender, Mario Hermoso, and how they then crowded referee, Ivan Kruzliak to keep the pressure on him as he reviewed the incident on the VAR screen".
Graeme let me remind you of the final result : Atletico 6(SIX) Sellik 0.
The only dark arts are allowing Kevin McKenna to whisper whilst he sticks his tongue in your ear.
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Rangers 2 Sparta Prague 1
FGS : Sima.
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The Jolly Bhoys' Outing.
Madrid in the second week of December is most attractive and the PQ Gang Hut have been rubbing their hands at the prospect since the Champions League group stage draw. Tapas and vino veritas is just the very rub. Of course, only those that are up to date in their sub' contributions need apply for a seat on the Beeb CS bus. Leaving from PQ and, pick ups at the Admiral Bar and Candleriggs.
In the Spanish capital since Sunday night, both Sheelagh McLaren and Martin Dowden did traveling supporters VoxPops for Monday and Tuesday lunchtime and evening TV news. James McFadden and Liam McLeod did Brendan's presser and Monday evening training at the Atletico stadium. Tuesday night saw the same pair do the match commentary. In the studio were Big Dick, Aiden McGeady and, the current unwelcome Tom English. Post game, the consensus was the plucky purveyors of cavalier football were unjustly undone by Masonic VAR. Aiden was particularly upset.
We can only assume Pat Bonner and Chris McLaughlin missed the bus?
The game finished Atletico 6 Sellik 0. Thus, there were no mentions of the result in Wednesday morning, lunch or, evening bulletins. No supporters VoxPops either. An admiral decision or more probably an Admiral Bar decision? Wednesday night and former Sellik TV employee, Michael Stewart brought much needed gravitas to the situation. He told the listenership that Sellik were deserving of six points from their two Champions League home fixtures against Lazio and Atletico. Further, only one of the red cards in Rotterdam was correct and last night's red card for the Bushido Warrior was also a travesty.
There you have it, the Jolly Bhoys have decreed Sellik have at least seven or maybe nine Champions League points and do not forget the bonus three points for hitting the post against Real Madrid last season. The next stop is Rome where Connie McLaughlin, Amy Canavan and, Sheelagh McLaren will perform a re-enactment of, 'Three Bhints in a Fountain'.
I wonder who won the bus sweep?
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Peter has recently accepted a position on a high powered UEFA Committee. I am reliably informed he will sort out the refereeing conspiracy determined to stymy Sellik's deserved progress.
Tonight's Referee from Slovkia, Ivan Kruzliak attended a non-denominational school in Bratislava, regularly attends Lodge Danube and, is current Grand Wizard of the Brown Fadouk. Sellik TV have footage of the Ref' mouthing the vile, sectarian song, "it's Slovakian easy, it's Slovakian easy".
Peter will prevail.
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I note Simeone running up the tunnel again immediately on the final whistle.
Speculation will grow as to his reasoning. It is quite simple, he had to change his strides after pyshing himself laughing watching Brendan's green'n'grey hooped horrors concede six.
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Last season's AGM was in December, it was announced that construction on the proposed extensive wheelchair facilities would begin this coming close season.
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27 minutes ago, Frankie said:
My eldest daughter is interested in a lot of Korean stuff and found this hilarious.
Clever from Bisgrove to pick up on it.
The most interesting Korean stuff I ever encountered was in a Korean restaurant in London some forty years past. I ordered the belly pork and squid on a bed of raw kimchi. Damn tasty and fiery hot.
The hilarity arrives the next morning.
PS if your darling daughter is encouraged, I advise putting the bog roll into the freezer.
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10 minutes ago, Bill said:
Does anyone know if we are the 'home' or 'away' team in this final?
As we were the last team out of the semi-final hat and Aberdeen participated in the first semi-final then, I suspect we are confined to the away Hampden dressing room?
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Today's Herald sees Kevin McKenna aka, 'the Godfather' travel to Kirkton in Dundee and meets up with Jum Spence aka, 'the Rectum'. The dynamic duo are intent upon resolving the social and economic problems present in the Clootie City suburb.
Last week, the Kirkton denizens barricaded off a couple of streets, built a bonfire and demonstrated their inner Bash Street Kids mentality. PC Murdoch took a bleaching, the Godfather and the Rectum are donning capes. It is all very Desperate Dan.
Jute, jam and, Jumism saves the day.
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13 minutes ago, onevision said:
Arthur up go the heads Montford was the master of dreary.
Still miss the auld codger.
Tenacious tenacity!
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19 minutes ago, Devil's advocaat said:
I'll be honest, I don't even consider the likes of these things when watching football, or anything else for that matter, they're just people.
Of course you are correct.
I propose Emma, Marvin, Alan and, Michael all chorus, 'we are the People' before every broadcast.
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19 minutes ago, alexscottislegend said:What? No homosexual dwarfs?
Minefield mate.
You know six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
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We live in the best of times, we live in the worst of times. It is an age of wisdom, it is an age of foolishness. It is an epoch of belief, it is an epoch of incredulity. It is the season of light, it is the season of darkness. It is the spring of hope, it is the winter of despair.
Whatever your preferred prejudice, we must acknowledge these are woke times. ViaPlay are to be congratulated in covering the entire spectrum of inclusivity and diversity. Yesterday's panel for the Scottish League Cup semi-final between Hearts and Rangers had it all. The panel assembled for broadcast covered all the bases, it was :
Marvin Bartley - black.
Alan Hutton -white.
Emma Dodds - Lesbian.
Michael Stewart - complete and utter ginger cnut.
It is the way ahead.
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Hearts 1 Rangers 3
FGS : Sima.
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I have posted before about the good fortune of being a fifteen year old schoolboy and my old man taking me to Barca' in 1972, a truly magical three days.
I missed the 5-1 mauling of ra Sellik at Ibrox in September'88. I was in Oman and it was operational. On the Yemen border leading a recce patrol, we harboured up and set out two OPs. Stagging on during the silent hours, my signaller had rigged an ariel to receive the BBC World Service. It was most unprofessional, I had one ear pod secured listening Paddy Feeny's sports desk. He was a wonderful broadcaster and knew how to tease. He began by telling us there had been a six goal thriller at Ibrox then, played six dozen second commentary sequences of each goal. Of course, the green'n'grey hooped horrors notched first and I thought we have lost 0-6.
Even after the fourth sequence informed we had gone 3-1, I thought at least the worst will be 3-3. When Rangers fifth was relayed I indulged in the loudest and longest silent scream. I lapsed into further unprofessional behaviour(almost Bootneck behaviour) and imagined myself in the Enclosure bouncing and hugging fellow Bears.
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4 hours ago, Gonzo79 said:
It is a fantastic photo'.
DJ is surrounded by three opposition players and Jim Craig. The three are David Hay, Billy McNeill and, Bobby Murdoch/George Connolly?
Jim Craig left Sellik and emigrated to apartheid South Africa. Several years later he returned to Scotland and became a bankrupt Dentist. You do not get many of those in a lucky bag.
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8 minutes ago, CammyF said:That would be the ideal scenario, but unlikely! I'm sure all 4 groups will have them as they'll be attempting to out-do each other.
When it's come to displays, the UBs are well ahead of other Scottish groups. The pyros on the Clydeside will take a lot of beating.
The Union Bears pyro display on both banks of the River Clyde in the wake of our 55th title cannot be beaten. Glasgow's tourist bureau should utilise the scenes in their foreign presentations. Having organised and presented the best, I would prefer in the sprit of Ultra competition they would refrain from future attempts within stadiums. The Union Bears should welcome the chase.
As attempted in the original post, Rangers supporters come to the party and the pile on begins and continues unfettered. The Ultras culture includes many military characteristics; unity, discipline, orders, ....... and uniform. The Union Bears support the club thus the smart move would be to refrain this weekend and allow the Hearts, Hibs and Aberdeen Ultras to fill the vacuum. It is a win-win for all Rangers supporters, do the Union Bears have the discipline and tactical nous?
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Ultras, a culture that has spread right across the game. Chant and response, constant drumming and, a multitude of flags combine with a choreography of Tifo, flares and, coloured smoke discharge. The sum of the parts results in a presentation of fanaticism. In Scotland the culture has been growing these last twenty years and in this last month has culminated in ra Sellik's Green Brigade grabbing headlines for political posturing whilst our own Union Bears have exhibited pyromania. The chant is, 'No Pyro, no party'.
Last night's events at Dens Park saw the Union Bears exacerbate a situation of delayed kick off. The start was already forty-five minutes late when after two minutes of play the Referee ordered both sets of players from the field for a further eighteen minutes. The halt to play was caused by the Rangers away support in the Bob Shankly stand igniting dozens of flares. White light quickly led to obscuration on a near windless evening. The game and the party fizzled out at nearly eleven O'Clock.
The flames surrounding the Green Brigade these last few weeks proved too hot for many. The silence was deafening from numerous politicians, the national broadcaster, Police Scotland despite the Pig Watch banners and, the Scottish Government. One must admire the patient discipline on display as the wait for the approved line/narrative continued. Playing with Peter's fire leads to collective fingers being burnt.
Illumination on the silvery Tay sparks a pile on. Last night and today we have had statements from the Dundee CEO, the Dundee manager, Police Scotland, the Scottish Fire and Rescue Service, the Scottish Government and, a multitude of commentary from the national broadcaster at PQ. Moths are attracted to the Rangers inspired flame knowing there is no threat to a single wing being cinched. We await the Rangers statement.
I suspect last night's flare up has united those that relish kicking our club and support?
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After the pyro interruption, we notch early through Ryan Jack. During the next twenty minutes we have two one on ones with the Dundee keeper and despite both opportunities being in and around the six yard line, we fail to beat said stopper. The game should be out of sight already and the three points packed for the return journey.
I hope the Gaffer installs some desire and urgency to get the job done before Dundee wake up to our vulnerabilities.
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Dundee 1 Rangers 2
FGS : Danilo.
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Kick off delayed until 20.05 hrs.
Rangers team bus has just arrived, caught up in the A90 counter flow.
I am worried Dundee field former 'Ger, Zac Rudden. Heavy pitch is just the dab for a tall, powerful centre forward.
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The Moveable Feast.
As BBC Licence Fee payers, we take our place at the table and await service. Of course, as Rangers supporters we know the menu offered differs greatly from the one proffered to the PQ Gang Hut's fellow supporters. If and when we are served, often the fare is rendered unpalatable by presentational condiment. No such concerns for our separated brethren, their gastric juices flow knowing most careful consideration has gone into the content and presentation of every dish. The Maitre d, Peter stands at the pass determining what, where and, when will be served.
It is over three weeks since the Green Brigade's reaction to the Hamas raid into Israel and finally, PQ have chalked the event and fall out to the Specials blackboard(chalkboard if you prefer). Yesterday was Halloween and it was appropriate that tangerines and monkey nuts were served. An uncredited piece appeared on the Beeb Scotland website entitled, 'Celtic suspends Green Brigade group from matches'. The Sellik Board has levelled four main charges at the Balaclavad Bhoys :
1. the widespread and unsafe use of pyro'.
2. rushing turnstiles and forcing fire exits.
3.illegally gaining access to Celtic Park.
4. violent and intimidating behaviour towards Stewards.
During the 24 hours the piece has been up, it has been edited/updated on two occasions but, continues to be served with a couple of the most unpalatable seasonings omitted. PQ have not mentioned the vile 'Pig Watch' episode, even cutting the photograph to partially obscure the prominent banner. Further, the impression of the entire GB being banned is the deliberate foretaste, the lasting back of the mouth aftertaste ie only 200 season tickets have been suspended is NOT included. Simply, Sellik after legal consultation are willing to reimburse a couple of hundred folks one third of the way into the season but, have no intention of losing the revenue from the other 2500 GB members seated in the north curve.
The website piece was the appetiser for today's Chris McLaughlin main course to camera from the PQ studio. Tom English is currently unwelcome at the Brendanbowl and Chris remains on the grassy knoll/studio in solidarity but, continues to promote, 'Eat Your Greens'. All and all it confirms what we know so well, at PQ it is the way Peter tells them.
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Go back twenty-five years and the Glasgow Herald was considered a decent blatt. It had been providing a news service to west, central Scotland for in excess of two hundred years. As the millennium approached, it's Editor was Aberdeen supporting Harry Reid and it's daily circulation was 120,000. The mixture of local news, national and international news combined with varied witty and incisive Columnists gave it's readership what it wanted. The necessary robust Editorials and vibrant correspondence pages took the readership to places of discomfort. The Glasgow Herald was a successful broad sheet newspaper.
Now, my fellow Gersnetters will correctly note the millennium was the tipping point for newspaper sales, it has been a downward trend ever since. However, Harry Reid was replaced by old Etonian, Mark Douglas Home in the year 2000 and, the Herald spiralled into an accelerated slump. Douglas Home appointed two Deputy Editors, former Celtic View Editor, Kevin McKenna and soon to be SNP MSP, Joan McAlpine. The Columnists hired highlighted nepotism, the Editor's wife, west Belfast born and bred, Colette Douglas Home, preferred prejudice in Ewing Grahame and, the useful idiot, Graham Spiers. Five short years later the circulation had diminished by two thirds to under 40,000.
Today, the circulation hovers around 12,000. The chief Columnist is Kevin Mckenna and being a product of his conditioning he pens articles reference his obsessions. The man who founded his own amateur football team at Glasgow University, 'the Vatican Strollers', the man who was allowed to resign the Editorship of the Celtic View after saying, "the IRA bombing of the Enniskillen Remembrance service was a legitimate act of war" and, the man who Nicola Sturgeon proclaimed, "the poster boy for Scottish Independence" has spent a quarter of a century moulding what is left into his own image. This year the Herald rescued the career of Gabriel McKay - he wrote when seeing the late Queen opening the Commonwealth Games at Celtic Park, "where are the IRA when you need them"? Kevin's charity has extended to Angela Haggerty, accepting an invitation to be her son's Godfather.
The Godfather has overseen today's sub-editor headline, "Celtic had to lock out the Green Brigade before Glasgow City Council closed down Parkhead".
The headline travels across an entire spectrum and concludes with the fantasy of Glasgow City Council contemplating closure of ra Stade de Gadd - the morons' oxymoron.
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[FT] Livingston 0 - 2 Rangers (Dessers 26; Tavernier 75pen)
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Today might be Sam Lammers day.
Here, in deepest, darkest Lanarkshire the mercury sits at minus two. A Noon kick-off in the higher reaches of West Lothian on the drastic plastic will see players skating around. Sam is Dutch and his experience of gliding atop frozen canals will be just the dab. Today is not a day for moulded rubber studs, choosing the most appropriate blade will be the difference.
Blades on Clogs Loyal RSC.