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26th of foot

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  1. Well, 

     

    It was fifty years past and we travelled to Methil to play against a stuffy East Fife side in Christmas week. The snow fell heavily and the festive Bears began:

    "Parlane, Parlane, born is the King of Ibrox Park". We won four nil.

     

    Christmas Eve at Fir Park, I can foresee the Union Bears imbued with jingled spirits beginning: "Dessers, Dessers, born is the King of Ibrox Park". We will win four nil.

     

    Festive fantasy can be a most elastic medium.

  2. Aberdeen 2 PAOK 3.

     

    The Dandies were leading 2-zip with twenty minutes left on the clock. The Ref' denies the Dons a clear penalty too. Anyways, the Greeks bring it back to 2--2 and in the final action of five minutes added on, he awards PAOK a penalty. The conversion is literally the last kick of the ball.

     

    It was robbery, a genuine Greek tragedy and, fcuking marvellous.

  3. 27 minutes ago, compo said:

    Lammers&Dressers must be the worst double act since Mike-and Bernie Winters 

    I am reminded of a story my Old Man used to relate.

     

    He was attending a fund raiser in the Kenilworth Hotel for (Masonic) Lodge Shalom in the late 60s. Mike Winters was in attendance being a prominent British Jew. Jack House was the speaker and he told of Mike and Bernie Winters introduction to Glasgow theatre. It was a second house at the notorious Empire in 1960. They were the stars of the show and introduced as the toast of London. Mike Winters strolled on to the stage and told several jokes - no reaction. He picked up his clarinet(he was a product of the London Royal Conservatoire) and played an intricate medley - no reaction. Panic levels rising and Bernie appeared flashing his lugubrious teeth - there was a reaction as a member of the audience bawled, "aw fcuk ah hope there's only two of them"?

     

    Apparently, Mike Winters laughed as loudly as everyone else in the Kenilworth audience.

  4. The first half, in and out of possession we were awful. It was another thank God for Jack Butland.

     

    The second half, we worked our way into it. Butland got a well deserved rest and their Keeper was busier.

     

    The German Referee was appalling. I do not want to stray into hyperbole but, I have never seen such a well choreographed side as Sparta. There were half-a-dozen incidents of players inside their OWN eighteen yard box falling down under the challenge, one hand clutching the alleged impact area whilst the other hand is raised appealing for Referee action.

  5. 1 hour ago, craig said:

    Yep, I remember Tiny telling us the story on the tour.

     

    We did the tour, my younger brother is mentally handicapped - and Tiny went above and beyond and way out of her way for him to have a special experience.

     

    When we talk about club legends, people like Tiny should be in that conversation - these people who give their lives to the club (and Tiny was definitely one of them - you could tell that the club meant everything to her) are part of the very fabric that the club was built around.

     

    Such a terrible loss.

     

    Rest easy sweet Tiny

    This.

     

    We forget that Rangers also has a social history just as vibrant and on occasion tragic, just like our players and team.

  6. 18 minutes ago, Bill said:

    Especially those antediluvian pygmies

    Ah, that is a relief.

     

    Of course, I remember the Nursery Rhyme where the animals entered the Ark two by two, the elephants and the kangaroo. The exclusion of the Pygmies was always a concern. It is good that God had compassion for diminutive warriors, as the Green Brigade often sing, 'Soldiers are wee'.

  7. The Great Flag Flutter.

     

    Twenty days after the event, BBC Scotland has decided to report on the spat between their favourite club and the soon to be latest designated separate entity, the Green Brigade. We can only assume Peter's approval was tardy?

     

    Today, there is a report from Megan Bonar entitled, "Celtic fans to defy club over Palestinian flags". Included in the article is an Analysis piece by Chris McLaughlin. Megan's third line is convenient lie, claiming the Green Brigade have been banned from away games because of continuing flying of Palestinian flags. No, the GB caused mayhem at Fir Park by utilising forged tickets and opening safety doors to allow other like thinking non-ticket toting balaclava'd Bhoys into the away stand. This caused a running battle with Plod and Police Scotland articulated safety concerns to ra Sellik. The club had to be seen to be taking action.

     

    Next Megan ran interference, other Scottish clubs had been fined by UEFA and she mentions both Rangers and Hearts. Peter approves of spreading blame in Sellik specific incidents. Chris makes a comfortable analysis, mentions club open to all, founded to feed the poor and, increasing sponsors' concerns. You can hear Peter spouting the same pysh. The real mirth is to be found in the last line of the report, "Celtic have been approached for comment"?

     

    Of course, PQ have ignored the 'Pig Watch' banners displayed on the North Curve concourse. The Green Brigade photograph Police officers, then post the pictures on their website asking if any members can identify and provide further information? I suspect Peter is still thinking about that one. I am sure PQ will flag it up when Peter tells them to do so.

  8. 3 minutes ago, Sutton_blows_goats said:

    This balloon needs drug tested if he thinks the ref was pro rangers. Absolutely delusional.

     

    https://twitter.com/BBCSportScot/status/1715778680394322063/video/1
     

     

    It is BBC Scotland(PQ CSC) and for the last decade they have provided and encouraged the provided grievance line to opposition managers and players.

     

    There are reports in several online papers of an element of the Hibs support mocking the Ibrox Disaster. Seats were daubed with, "66" and, stickers adhered showing a picture of stairway 13 with the attached line, "stairwell thirteen, the greatest sight I have ever seen". Will PQ report it? 

  9. 10 minutes ago, yuddie said:

    I might just be prattling here but there's form for players wearing masks and having stellar/breakthrough seasons.

     

    Kane springs to mind for Spurs a few years ago, Osimhen for Napoli more recently. Dare I say Callum McGregor for Celtic?

     

    I'm clinging onto this false hope/narrative!

    Dick Turpin at York?

     

    Stand and Deliver Loyal RSC.

  10. 24 minutes ago, ranger_syntax said:

    The clean slate stuff is meaningless.

     

    He will bring somebody with local knowledge into his coaching team.

     

    Only a matter of time before our local coach shares his insight into how rubbish all of our players are.

    Local knowledge on the coaching team is most important.

     

    I propose Neil McCann, knows the game and articulates well.

     

    Further, he knows and understands the media, particularly the cesspit that is the Scottish press and broadcast media. It is a minefield and Clement et al will need someone that knows the safe route through.

     

    Another suggestion would be Kevin Thomson, any other proposals from Gersnet?

  11. 9 minutes ago, Scott7 said:

    Wan and eight? Fourpence short of one of compo’s florins. Not expensive but one might not expect much in the way of quality.

    Compo is like the First Halfwit, Humza a former pupil of Hutchesons' Grammar School for Boys'. Strictly two and a tanner men, three bob if an egg banjo was included.

  12. 2 minutes ago, BEARGER said:

    I had to Google Margot Robbie🙁 sign of age.

    Well known in deepest, darkest Lanarkshire and, immortalised in song :

     

    Margot Robbie fae ra Gallowgate

    Gies ye yer hole fur wan an' eight

    Sometimes a tanner, sometimes a bob

    All depends on the size o' yer knob.

     

    A despicable misogynistic attitude best consigned to the past.

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