Frankie 8,150 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Establishment has been breached: Our Source tells all. Jan 28 2010 By Declan O' Fended. THE ESTABLISHMENT was blown open last night in a Daily Record exclusive. Shocked Celtic fans were left reeling after they found out QUEEN ELIZABETH was behind them being 10 points adrift in the title race. Furious hoops bosses were FURIOUS to find out that top ranking Establishment officials also included: The head of the SFA Top presenter Jim White A host of other top ranking Ibrox officials Celtic manager Tony Mowbray Our source who cannot be named for legal reasons said "We have always known that it was not our shit manager, shit fans, shit stadium or our shit squad but it was all a big H*n conspiracy. We had no idea however that Tony Mowbray was involved, his style of passing the ball about for 90 minutes without winning anything is unmatched since Tommy passed away. Its ra pure celic way of playing football." In an EXCLUSIVE look behind the scenes at the establishment John Reid our annonymous source laid it all out on crayon for Daily Record HQ. View the EXCLUSIVE diagram below which lifts the lid on the Establishment: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/152/establishment.jpg Sources at Ibrox yesterday were said to be too busy "pishing themselves laughing" to comment. Sources for her majesty Queen Elizabeth had the following statement to make: Its only natural that Her Royal Highness should follow the "Quintessential British Club" and support their endeavours on and off the park both at home and abroad. We have no regrets and will continue to make sure that Rangers remain a force in the United Kingdom and abroad. Her Majesty would like to remind Celtic and all its followers that the sun never sets on the British Empire! One is a person of the people after all." 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,150 Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 Superb stuff from Dado over on RM which I thought I'd share after my po-faced chicken article earlier... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ian1964 10,411 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Superb stuff from Dado over on RM which I thought I'd share after my po-faced chicken article earlier... I sense a new banner for TBO coming 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Good one !! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig 5,195 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 That is quality from the wee man. I hope we can tie up a new deal for him. Rangers coarses through his veins and we can do with more of his ilk. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 It was great that big OO AH missed a barrow-load of chances that cost the tims the game and Nacho gets the goal to win us the game. OO AAHHH Samaras! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norris Cole 0 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Superb. The Novo-Bheast relationship is totally mutual. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexscottislegend 2,059 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 I'd like to see the phrase' "The Quintessential British Club" displayed somewehere at Ibrox, in much the same way as "This is Anfield" is displayed at the tunnel of Liverpool's ground. Imagine if the RoI- loving C****c players had to pass that on their way on to the Ibrox pitch. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig 5,195 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Who was it again that coined the phrase "Quintessential British Club" ? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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