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It' a long time since I enjoyed a good chuckle. The kind which have you aching in pain with laughter. It's also a considerable time since I last saw an episode of Dad's Army, or even thought about it. ( For the younger Bears among us Dad's Army was popular British sitcom based around the goings on at a Home Guard platoon) However events this week, courtesy of some of our most prolific and outspoken Rangers haters have ended both periods of abstinence.

 

And there is certainly an element of â??old reliableâ? about chuckle No.1 as it features BBC Scotland and Stuart Cosgrove. Fresh from his mealy mouthed apology for labelling Rangers cheats over the use of EBT's he was back to his old self again, on Sportsound Extra, suggesting that Charles Green was using inflammatory language for financial gain ie to sell season tickets. Oh how I laughed.

 

The man who is no stranger to the sectarian term â??hunâ? and who proudly relates a story on a train where he describes Rangers supporters as â??Orange Wankersâ? lecturing anyone on â??inflammatory languageâ? is an absolute hoot. Seems Charles Green having the temerity to defend Rangers has raised the ire of Mr Cosgrove.

 

Well have I got news for you Mr Cosgrove...get used to it. Not only does this club not do walking away, we no longer do dignified silence either.

 

To quote Corporal Jones....�They don't like it up them do they ?�

 

Chuckle...or rather sides splitting No. 2 came courtesy of Leggo and his revelation that Phil many surnames had complained to the PCC over the Sun suggesting â??he was tarred by the sectarian brushâ?, with the PCC finding in favour of the newspaper. Perhaps there is some truth in the latest murmurings from republican supporters that Phil has something of an ego problem. Has no-one ever been kind enough to give Phil the cautionary advice that when you are in a hole donâ??t keep digging ?

 

As Captain Mainwaring would say....�Stupid boy�

 

Those of us old enough to remember Dad's Army will remember the title credits at the end were always preceded by the caption â??You have been watchingâ?.....

 

And this provides the biggest laugh of all courtesy of Broadcasters Audience Research Board (BARB) who publish British Television Viewing Figures.

 

 

SPL

 

Celtic v Aberdeen 91,000

Dundee Utd v Hibs 16,000

Hibs v Hearts 25,000

Ross County v Celtic 70,000

Dundee Utd v Dundee 75,000

ICT v Celtic 67,000

St Johnstone v Celtic 85,000

Aberdeen v Motherwell 41,000

Aberdeen v Hibs 44,000

Celtic v Hearts 183,000

Inverness v Ross County 38,000

St Mirren v Celtic 103,000

Hearts v Motherwell 61,000

Motherwell v Hibs 63,000

Dundee Utd v Celtic 87,000

Inverness v Hearts 48,000

Hibs v Dundee Utd 51,000

Inverness v Motherwell 51,000

Aberdeen v Celtic 105,000

Motherwell v Hearts 36,000

Hibs v Hearts 124,000

Hearts v Celtic 129,000

Dundee v Dundee Utd 89,000

Kilmarnock v Celtic 106,000

arbroath v Celtic 255,000

kilmarnock v Hibs 59,000

Hearts v Dundee Utd 61,000

Dundee Utd v Celtic 96,000

 

Total viewers 2,259,000

Average 80,679 per game.

 

Rangers

 

Peterhead v Rangers 166,000

Berwick v Rangers 96,000

Rangers v Elgin 85,000

Clyde v Rangers 127,000

Rangers v Elgin 291,000

Montrose v Rangers 79,000

Queens Park v Rangers 174,000

 

Total viewers 1,018,000

Average per game 145,428

 

Who else but Private Fraser could finish off this piece...? Was he speaking about the SPL when he gave us his catchphrase ?

 

â??We're doomedâ?

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if you want a fairer comparison you should only compare celtc games and ours.

 

then you have a big team every game.

 

a better comparison is also this year to last.

 

but regardless its clear their are problems.

 

If you take their top 7 attendances GS and compare it with ours they still come up short.

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Rangers

Total viewers 1,018,000

Average per game 145,428

 

Celtic

Total viewers 1,377,000

Average per game 114,750

 

Other SPL

Total viewers 873,000

Average per game 54,563

 

 

thanks bluedell. revealing stuff.

 

its also a point of considerable note that most of our games are on espn not sky. which actually reduces our exposure.

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thanks bluedell. revealing stuff.

 

its also a point of considerable note that most of our games are on espn not sky. which actually reduces our exposure.

 

Plus another way to look at it with the figures:

Total Celtic games 12

Total Rangers games 7

Other games 16

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A good artricle D'artagnan, thanks. What becomes obvious through these viewing figures is what most of us already had a feeling for. Rangers are the only show in town and the SPL is pretty much dead in the water without us. Yet they still try to kill us of somehow, may just be reflection of their intellect.

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