Deflation?

[26th of foot 5,902]

To overcome this morning's dehydration and pounding sore napper, I decided to peruse the social media feeds of some of our club's worse detractors this last decade. The usual suspects, you know the ones who have pounded Rangers and Rangers supporters on an industrial scale? Well, they are all, without exception, remarkably well disciplined. Literally, no mention of the game. Some claim they watched cartoons with the children, some claim to have been seduced by the improving weather, got out and did improving activities. One claimed she made cock-a-leekie soup for the first time.

 

This is Sinn Fein levels of discipline, only financial guru(chancer), David Low has withdrawn and locked his account. The very few making any comment are on the fringes of Bampottery, Sellik Quick News inviting consideration of ra Bhoys deliberately throwing the game? The Cleansing factor is something very real for our separated brethren, the failing diseased entity must be burned clean before active support can be considered for the rising phoenix. Congratulations to ra Herald's Aidan Smith, Mourinho receives the tin-tac and creatively Gerrard is favourite to replace. Banish the scourge that has emerged from the state of being, "quietly terrified".

 

Listening to John Kennedy, Sellik's defeat was because of a lack of confidence, belief and, intensity. Easily sorted, send Broony down the local Co-op for a quarter pound of each. I hope Scott remembers to use his Divvy number, or Peter will have him in for interview without chair? Gordon Strachan's ranting ramble was more a crie de couer for his two sons currently working at the Chamber of Secrets. PQ told Tom English he was het and his piece is relatively fair in documenting the turnaround in both clubs' fortunes.

 

Even the Daily Record appears to accept the good ship, 'Sellik Warchest' has sunk. We are left with anecdotal tales of TVs being thrown through windows and closure of the Erskine Bridge. In that vein, I note the Scottish Rugby Union has advertised for a new Chief Executive Officer this morning. I am reliably informed the first application received by recorded delivery pre-noon, was from Dominic McKay?

 

Sellik's trophy cabinet is cleaned out and the baw's burst. I will have to be content with the sound of deflation.

[alexscottislegend 2,122]

Fear not. The announcement of Eddie Howe was only delayed because they were waiting for the Special One to become available.

[26th of foot 5,902]

1 hour ago, alexscottislegend said:

Fear not. The announcement of Eddie Howe was only delayed because they were waiting for the Special One to become available.

........... but, but, but ........

 

In the immediate wake of Suvul'03, the Gazillion attending Yahoos all returned and condemned Jose's winning Porto, "divers, cheats, play actors, con men, ........ etc". Sellik is a noble, principled club, they would NEVER employ a manager prepared to send out his team to cheat. 

 

I thought Deco took the absolute pysh.

[ian1964 10,514]

 

[alexscottislegend 2,122]

1 hour ago, 26th of foot said:

........... but, but, but ........

 

In the immediate wake of Suvul'03, the Gazillion attending Yahoos all returned and condemned Jose's winning Porto, "divers, cheats, play actors, con men, ........ etc". Sellik is a noble, principled club, they would NEVER employ a manager prepared to send out his team to cheat. 

 

I thought Deco took the absolute pysh.

Art Deco right enough!

[compo 6,327]

11 minutes ago, ian1964 said:

 

He looks like one of those characters you see bouncing about with a can of super lager in his hand 

[Uilleam 5,568]

48 minutes ago, ian1964 said:

 

If that is not actionable, then it is as close as makes no difference. 

I trust that the Club has its litigation lawyers all over this clown's pronouncement.