Frankie 8,150 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Rangers are to offer a trial to the younger Brother of Italian superstar, Andreas Pirlo. Olaf Pirlo, currently on AC Milan's books as a youth player, has been invited to attend Murray Park for a week, and early indications are that he has been seduced by Rangers' attempts to lure him away from the Italian giants by sending Chairman David Murray's private jet to transport him to Glasgow, with current 007 star Daniel Craig as pilot. The deal is thought to be similar to that which took ex-Gers star Rino Gattuso to Glasgow in 1996, and Pirlo revealed Gattuso's part in the move. "Gennaro has told me great things about Rangers and Glasgow, including the culinary aspects regarding my favourite dish, pizza. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter657 0 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 April fools day anyone? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juffery 0 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Surely I'm not the only one reading this and looking at todays date? James Bond flying him into Glasgow for a deep-fried pizza?? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,150 Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 You chaps are too sharp... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Good try Frankie. Who thought up the guys name, Olaf? That's not even an Italian name!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,150 Posted April 1, 2008 Author Share Posted April 1, 2008 Aye but it needed to be an anagram of April Fool 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juffery 0 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Good try Frankie. Who thought up the guys name, Olaf? That's not even an Italian name!! Wakey wakey!!! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Aye but it needed to be an anagram of April Fool Ah, ok. Part of the joke was it? I had just woken up. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewarty 1,876 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Radio Clyde are saying Glasgow Airport is to be renamed John Smeaton Airport. Anyone spotted any good ones in the papers? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanmidd 0 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 Record has one about a new super fruit called Poranges There is also one about Kenny Dalglish being a DJ 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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