porno_piper 0 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 The Glasgow Rangers player Kirk Broadfoot has today revealed that he has been part of the Channel 4 TV show faking it for the last 3 years. The player broke the news today at a hastily arranged press conference as it emerged new Scotland manager George Burley had drafted the " player " into his squad for the up coming world cup qualifiers. Broadfoot who told the waiting press that he was in fact a carpet fitter from Fife said " This experience has been great but I now feel that I would totally be out of my depth and there was no way I could let the country I love so much down by pulling on the dark blue jersey" Channel 4 have defended there decision to allow Broadfoot to move to Rangers from St Mirren. Saints have issued a statement saying " The program makers approached us with there plan we where only to willing to be a part of there experiment we started that season with 4 or 5 new players and knew one was from the program".The only real surprise said saints boss Gus McPherson is that the player is not Will Henning considering how he has had a terrible start to the S.P.L season. Rangers would not be drawn on the future of the player at Ibrox only saying in a short statement " Kirk has been one of our most consistent performers over the last 18 months". Gers boss Walter Smith was unavailable for comment. The S.F.A chief Gordon Smith was quick to back Burley after some sections of the tartan army turned on the manager and pointed out what they have always know that any carpet fitter from Fife could get a game for Scotland if he worn an OLD FIRM strip. Aberdeen where quick to reassure fans that Jamie Langfield had not also been part of the experiment. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Shouldnt laugh but haha excellent stuff 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,150 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 I think there are plenty of players who were playing at the weekend who'd be better off on a building site... Kirk > 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Ally 0 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 As has been said, shouldn't laugh..... Kirk should play tomorrow though, Alexander made no attempt to get forward and offered very little at all. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juffery 0 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 That was funny. Poor Kirk, he does try hard and has merited his call up. Hope he gets a start tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CammyF 6,781 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Quite funny - however, Kirk has a fantastic response to those who chose to mock him - He plays for The Rangers, they don't (I know which camp I'd rather be in). Cammy F - Kirk Broadfoot - One Of The Chosen Few Loyal RSC 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damien Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Maybe you should focus on mocking the other team instead of our own. Criticise when it's due, poke fun, no. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lazyscot Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Good stuff! How many refs are part of the show? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
porno_piper 0 Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 Maybe you should focus on mocking the other team instead of our own. Criticise when it's due, poke fun, no. Get a fuckin' grip pal... it was a joke. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest damien Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 As I said, maybe you should direct your jokes at the opposition. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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