Daniel Amokachi

If McCulloch develops a new pair of feet that he might be worth consideration I just hope we're not still paying him near £20k a week because he's a £200 player that should be at some shite team in the SPL or div 1

FF are beyond the pale

With Templeton in our side the long ball will die. I might be putting Messi-esque ambition on the lad but fuck me, if he forces the end of long ball then I will be happy..... Let's face it, the only thing that ever stopped Smith deploying shite football throughout 9iar was the individual brilliance of LAudrup, Gazza and co.......

Ally has been given ridiculous resources to win the next 3 divisions in style

I think he's a quality singing From what I've seen from Ally he's a poor manager One good singing doesn't change my belief?

It tells you all I think about McCulloch and co when I picture Templeton and just hope he disregards everything he's told by such people..... Less chuggers, hammer throwers and jobs for the boys, more passing and moving, skills, technique, flair. Joga bonito....zzzzz

Sorry for being a bit crass there but but I'm a bit sick of the McCulloch love in. He's a terrible footballer. Just because he looked a bit better when moved into attack last season, people seem to think he's potentially some sort of quality striker. Correct me if I'm wrong but the guy's only hit double figures in the league once in his entire career, and this is someone who has spent most of his time in the lower leagues. He is absolutely woeful and was synonymous with the horrific football we played when he was at the left midfield and in the central midfield and in defence

99% of our signings in the past 10 years have been shite. We just signed the one of the best young players in British football who could easily play in the premiership. Cheer up.

btw people seem to have missed this http://www.gersnetonline.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?46918-Offers-turned-down-for-Gary-Mackay-Steven-and-Johnny-Russell We didn't need them

Not sure why this has been moved to footie chat? These bids were announced on SSN circa 10pm by Jim Whyte and I'm glad they didn't come to fruition.

I predict a riot when we end up with a Dundee Utd or Aberdeen away from home and hammer them 4-0

Charles Green's done a blinder. Ditch McCulloch and we can take the <edit - insert appropriate name for the them that wont get me banned>

This is an unreal signing. I don't give a shit that we might have had 6 players because this is a premiership level player and this will force us to play football on the deck. I swear this guy could be the new Laudrup.......and this is coming from someone who grew up as a young un going to games seeing Laudrup being marked by 5 men, I've probably not been this excited since we signed Arteta PS - before anyone goes nuts about the LAudrup mention, I'm referring to the level we find us in (which isn't a mile off the riff raff in the SPL)

We are the Rangers, the super Rangers, no one likes us, we don't care, we hate Celtic, ****** bastards, and we''ll chase them everywere. So proud just now

I might be pished but I watch pretty much every single league on the planet and I'm struggling to recall who exactly McGowan is? I couldn't give a flying fuck about this no mark. We have signed David Cooper Templeton, the best Scottish player in years, who would have been a stunning player in any position. I might be seen as a negative bastard on here but this signing has me absolutely delighted. We have replace Aluko with a far better player

Lee McCulloch is fucking shite at football and I can't wait for the day he retires.

If we don't have a replacement for Boca from the youth then Sinclair needs sacked. (I hear a hurr durr from the right honourable Gunslinger there) Boca did say on SSN that what he liked about this deal is he gets to play for us in 12 months. I'm pished and listening to Nofx and I'm imagining a Rangers side next year that is either deyfing the tarrier scum in a year or possibly playing in a new setup. What is dead may never die (game of thrones/a song of ice fire fans) will get this, we shall reign supreme and chase the inferior tarrier scum away We are the people and we will always be there for our team. Lads, we have just signed the best player in Scottish football. Templeton is far better than Aluko.

Russell is a dirty wee **** so I'm glad on that front

When's the SFL deadline over? This has been a weak deadline for football in general, I just don't hope we follow suit!

Finally, they are talking about us now. Bocanegra on his way out. Both Templeton and McGowan at Murray Park and templeton the more likely to sign

I've only watched SSN in spells today but I haven't once heard anything about us. Btw, I am utterly astounded that Real Madrid want Essien. He looks so finished it is untrue. But Mourinho is a genius and he must believe that his team can get him back to his former self.

I have quite a sharp eye for these things, it's not as if this was just a typo though.

If our manager can get us playing 4 at the back and something vaguely resembling football then beating the ******** in the cups at Ibrox/Hampden shouldn't be that unthinkable if we have a bit of flair from templeton and Sheils

Aside from the English football love in I've never had much issue with SKY tbh

Not one to talk about conspiracy theories or anything but from what I've seen SSN have nobody covering us yet have someone covering the bheasts shite signings. Oh and Maurice Edu was described as a forward earlier in the news update bar. I took a screenshot because I couldn't believe they went ahead with this