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That was my first thought too, but it is supposedly from an Athletic journalist that covers Citeh. They are looking for a cheap option to play back-up. It's not hopium at all... Will you be eating the hat in your avatar?

Citeh linked with Kyogo. Imagine if O'Riley, Hatate and Kyogo leave in the same window with Rodgers having to replace them...

How many transfers? Or did you use a chip?

Burnley are interested in Hannibal the cannibal...

Brighton are spending quite big (net loss of £100m as it stands). It's still the same profile but they've scaled it up a bit. We should make a cheeky bid for Sima.

A few clubs looking to make bids for the players of Mordor. They'll make some serious money, but they still have to replace them... #OptimisticLoyal

What are your thoughts, folks?

We'll - it's tactical but not cagey at all.

Chelsea using a 4-2-4 mid block that Man Utd utilised successfully against Citeh.

Hat-trick for Haaland (c), please!

I've got a sneaking suspicion that this will be cagey tactical battle or a cricket score.

I'm glad I dropped Mateta: not because I don't think he'll have a good season - I think he will, which is why I've named my team after him (Hakuna Mateta) - but I felt he was a little behind preseason. I will bring him back in later.

VAR really had to let that Eze goal stand for the good* of the game. * I have Eze in my FL team

They're definitely my team...

Some good scores and a Maximum! Correct Result (1 pt): Everyone who entered. Correct Number of Rangers Goals (1pt): compo, Y, Lenny, Devil, DJ, BD, TB, 26th, CammyF, T-1000 and Ted. FGS (2 pts): compo, Stewarty, DJ and r_s Correct Score (3 pts): compo, Y, BD, TB and CammyF. @compo gets a Maximum! @Yorkie Bear extends his early lead at the top of the table. Latest Standings:

Fans say this about any player that plays well, and then wonder why we can't get a player trading model working.

@CammyF is having a night off.

They made their bed...

I thought you wanted Cantwell back in the team?

We've not had that spelling yet!

I'm pleased for the wee man. He got 9 G+A last season, so if he can push for 15-20 this season that'll be good progress.