Uilleam

The current Latin American connection is intriguing: Silva, Jetfe, and now, Cortes. And the rumours swirling around Lorenzo Tierra de Pierna refuse to dissipate. I wonder....three days left.... Note of course, that we have done quite a lot of business business late in Jan windows, before they glided shut. My source who takes to do with such things advises: Jan 2023: Cantwell 23/01, and Raskin 31/01 Jan 2022: Diallo 27/01, and Ramsey 31/01 Jan 2021: Simpson 29/01, and Wright 01/02 Jan 2020: Hagi 31/01 and Kamberi 31/01 Well, maybe we haven't always left the best for last.

Leaving the best, until last.

And Glasgow doesn't have The Barras...?

That's my feeling.

Rize is 40 miles East of Trabzon (Trebizon) on the Black Sea coast. Not too far from the Georgian border. Not exactly metropolitan. Rumour that his missus hated Glasgow, and has fucked off back to US or Ecuador. God knows what she will think of provincial Turkey, if she makes the trip. Was he really that bad?

Kitty Brewster ran a disorderly house, and they named a district after her. And in a University toun, and a'....

Kitty Brewster ran a disorderly house, and they named a district after her. And in a University toun, and a'....

He was signed from Aberdeen. Who knows what horrible diseases lurk there?

Lunchtime larceny.

St Mirren are streets ahead, streets ahead. Luckily, and it is merely good fortune, they have yet to contrive a goal.

They are playing as if hungover, pretty severely, so the red shirts may match their eyes.

Pyro in the dressing room, at HT, I hope

...and, if you are lucky, you might get Prof Leitch let loose on your gnashers

THe Shadow Knows...

This is an old trope, isn't it: score a goal, then lose focus, fail to capitalise on the opening, and allow the opposition to dominate proceedings

So, you are a naturist.... ...and watch Rangers, au naturelle (you, that is, not the team)? To each his own, everyone, anyone....bit parky, this time of year mind.

Hungary. Or Turkey. And, if the latter, you could get a hair transplant, too. (Elementary: grass tends not to grow on a busy street, Thinker).

They do pretty well, more than pretty well, the sadistic bastards.

Not sure how it works these days I don't suppose ferrying him up the Clyde to Govan in a rubber dinghy would help? (Thought I'd try to clarify the position, before one or other or all of the maniacal Empire Loyalists on this Forum try to organise this.)

No wonder your dentists are millionaires.

(Colonials, eh?) Why don't you sit down and have a nice cup of tea, and some plain cake.

OK. But let's not get carried away, here. We have signed Mohammed Diamonde, who has a medical history embracing Malaria. Now we are intent on securing the services of Jefte, a Brazilian, whose parent Club is Fluminense FC, known colloquially, if affectionately, as the 'Flu'. Not only that, the Flu is based in that area of Rio de J. known as -whisper it, if you can manage- Laranjeiras..... Worrying, no? On the upside, at least we are not signing players prone to joint and soft tissue injuries, or who are made of balsa wood.

Man = pornography Woman = erotica. Ninny.