ian1964

Well as you know we have never won any title ever,we've always been handed them!!!

You never named any scorers though:whistle:

Rangers boss Walter Smith takes last Ibrox lap of honour http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/13356343.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/9480346.stm :boogie:

weeShughie Today, 9:21 PM Post #734 Member Avatar First name on the team-sheet [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,428 Group: Members Member #5,168 Joined: 17 October 2006 Ach well. At least I'm not a Hun. jonathan1312 Today, 9:38 PM Post #804 Member Avatar Club Captain [ * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 3,738 Group: Snr. Member Member #18,969 Joined: 1 May 2008 all over. jesus this is depressing. Hinkel's Beard Today, 9:41 PM Post #820 Member Avatar They're hicks, Rita. [ * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 4,721 Group: Snr. Member Member #24,641 Joined: 20 October 2009 Smith being given man of the match? What a walking facepalm that club is. LeedsTim Today, 9:44 PM Post #832 Member Avatar Italy, Spain, Argentina, basically anyone but England. [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,321 Group: Members Member #3,913 Joined: 25 May 2006 We'd be as well not bothering turning up tomorrow. It's totally irrelevant. LeedsTim Today, 9:48 PM Post #851 Member Avatar Italy, Spain, Argentina, basically anyone but England. [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,321 Group: Members Member #3,913 Joined: 25 May 2006 Sorry if I offended anyone, I just think it's over. There's no way Kilmarnock will even bother their arse versus their big cousins. Today, 9:51 PM Post #860 Member Avatar First name on the team-sheet [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,675 Group: Members Member #4,936 Joined: 16 September 2006 Favourite all-time player Lubooooo Lubooooo Wattie will be on soon saying they have a hard game at Kilmarnock on Sunday. No you haven't Wattie. You know you will win 2 or 3 nil. Everyone knows. Ben Kenobi Today, 9:51 PM Post #863 Member Avatar Heltaaa Skeltaa [ * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 2,426 Group: Members Member #13,588 Joined: 3 January 2008 Dunno why, perhaps cause I had no expectations about tonights game, but I'm feeling surprisingly upbeat. I love Celtic, and this season has been fantastic. We're back to our best with only a few poor performances letting us down. We've got a decent team, with a couple of additions we've the potential to be a great team. Bring on next season, bring on the Rangers Grafenwalder Today, 9:56 PM Post #883 First-team starter [ * * * * * ] Posts: 1,183 Group: Members Member #25,457 Joined: 3 February 2010 If we win tomorrow, draw on Sunday and the huns lose on Sunday - we win the league on goal difference, right? geobhoy66 Today, 9:58 PM Post #890 Member Avatar company A [ * * * * * ] Posts: 790 Group: Members Member #9,555 Joined: 19 July 2007 Favourite all-time player tommy burns somehow dont think a helicopter will be needed on sunday. glad to see the back of auld watty, hopefully sally will be another john greig. goatbhoy Today, 10:23 PM Post #931 Member Avatar Drumslut [ * * * * * ] Posts: 1,191 Group: Members Member #3,764 Joined: 30 April 2006 Having just spent a vile evening in the company of the Lochmaddy RSC may I say that if ever a support deserved a Black Sunday it's this mob. Killie may be ersatz huns but they are not proper huns, and Kenny Shiels over the short course of his tenure has impressed me with the rare twin bonuses of 1) not being a former hun and 2) being reasonably respectful towards Celtic in general. I say rare, I mean endangered. God I know it's slim but all it takes is us winning both our games and the huns conceding a spawny goal. The 2005 abomination of huns were further adrift than we are, and God knows we're due some minor respite from the Sir Walter procession so, please. Just please. Sellick67 Today, 10:40 PM Post #938 Member Avatar Everyone's Fantasy Football first pick [ * * * * * * * ] Posts: 2,023 Group: Snr. Member Member #2,214 Joined: 26 October 2005 Favourite all-time player Paul McStay Did Jon Daly score a hat trick at the weekend and not get a start for tonight's game? Just because we are paranoid etc *****. Really hoped United would get a draw. Just need to pray for a win tomorrow then out of the stall early on Sunday, 2 or 3 up before they score and see how they like the pressure of catch up...

Hi, I'm Ron Burgundy Today, 8:26 PM Post #474 Member Avatar First-team starter [ * * * * * ] Posts: 790 Group: Members Member #22,852 Joined: 23 January 2009 Think their right back, Watson, is a Hun? Every ball too short or played to one of them and then doesn't chase it back Thommy Today, 8:34 PM Post #521 Member Avatar 'And Maries the name, of his latest flame...' [ * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 8,201 Group: Snr. Member Member #23,765 Joined: 6 June 2009 Favourite all-time player Johan Mjallby Another team take a fisting from the huns. Didn't Daly score a hat trick in his last game? Why isn't he playing? stan's dug Today, 8:37 PM Post #537 Midfield slogger [ * * * ] Posts: 239 Group: Members Member #25,747 Joined: 16 March 2010 Favourite all-time player Henrik I said it was over when I saw the Dundee Utd lineup and I am not wrong. Why was Daly not on to scare the shampoo out of old granpaw weir for the first 45 minutes? You cannot blame others for your own failings, but it would be nice to see someone at least try a leg against that shower. Fall_Out_Bhoy Today, 8:39 PM Post #552 Member Avatar Cool story, bro [ * * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 10,307 Group: Snr. Member Member #12,147 Joined: 16 November 2007 Favourite all-time player The Evil Genius To think we were all talking about a treble a few weeks back. Sickening. weeShughie Today, 8:42 PM Post #563 Member Avatar First name on the team-sheet [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,428 Group: Members Member #5,168 Joined: 17 October 2006 Can't help thinking back to a game at Ibrox a couple of months ago. Killie had got back to 1-1 and looked like they might go on and win. Huns then get the jammiest, scheidtiest own goal and they get the three points. There's no doubt that Satan has an influence there. safehands Today, 8:48 PM Post #585 dont give me any of yer snash. Posts: 24 Group: Members Member #26,175 Joined: 5 June 2010 Favourite all-time player sutton hartson LENNON larsson mjallby lubo imagine the nick the huns would be in if we had taken advantage by getting a proper manager in a few years ago, btw im right behind lennon , it just gets harder to take every time we bottle it. weeShughie Today, 8:52 PM Post #609 Member Avatar First name on the team-sheet [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,428 Group: Members Member #5,168 Joined: 17 October 2006 I don't normally buy into the conspiracy stuff but Goodwillie has barely moved an inch tonight. therockstar Today, 8:57 PM Post #633 Member Avatar First-team starter [ * * * * * ] Posts: 831 Group: Members Member #21,533 Joined: 5 September 2008 Favourite all-time player Paolo Di Canio or Henrik of course! If you take the personalities aside....and no rangers / celtic. Would you rather have sammi or laferty. I have to say I would defo stick with sammi! therockstar Today, 8:59 PM Post #639 Member Avatar First-team starter [ * * * * * ] Posts: 831 Group: Members Member #21,533 Joined: 5 September 2008 Favourite all-time player Paolo Di Canio or Henrik of course! notice how much huns have shortend the width of their pitch!? shugmc Today, 9:00 PM Post #645 Member Avatar Return of the Thin White Duke [ * * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 13,985 Group: Snr. Member Member #2,142 Joined: 11 October 2005 Imagine Walter Smith being a rotten old bastard, whom we will all see the back of quite soon. If he scrapes the League, it'll be by writing bouncy bouncy cheques, some of the worst, dirtiest football you've seen in your puff, and a side order of honest mistakes. I don't recall his record against Lenny being all that great...

diobaggio Today, 8:08 PM Post #335 Member Avatar Occasional Substitute [ * * * * ] Posts: 563 Group: Members Member #7,266 Joined: 7 March 2007 I despise the fact that their 1 big summer signing has ended up being so good. Ste Today, 8:08 PM Post #338 Member Avatar Everyone's Fantasy Football first pick [ * * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,917 Group: Members Member #12 Joined: 31 August 2004 Thats the levels of jaminess we have to deal with. Tries to header it and it hits his shoulder and goes in from about 12 yards. whizzkid Today, 8:08 PM Post #339 Member Avatar First name on the team-sheet [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,372 Group: Members Member #1,793 Joined: 5 August 2005 gary kenneth ducked . unbelievable Jackie was my hero Today, 8:09 PM Post #346 Getting noticed in the reserves [ * * ] Posts: 62 Group: Members Member #28,516 Joined: 25 April 2011 eff sake, the defender is taking the piss, just standing there watching jelavic score. Game over already, effing cheating Hun bastards. Antoninho Today, 8:09 PM Post #350 Member Avatar Occasional Substitute [ * * * * ] Posts: 471 Group: Members Member #26,602 Joined: 1 August 2010 Favourite all-time player Henrik Larsson What the eff is wrong with these spl sides? Fight them ffs!!! KaiserCelt 32 Today, 8:10 PM Post #354 Member Avatar Getsuga....Tenshou!!!!!!! [ * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 7,248 Group: Snr. Member Member #24,465 Joined: 18 September 2009 Favourite all-time player Stan the Man Petrov! 2-0 eff off bigredreed Today, 8:10 PM Post #358 Member Avatar Carrot Shampoo [ * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 4,913 Group: Snr. Member Member #21,406 Joined: 22 August 2008 Favourite all-time player Spike Always next season eh celtic_ghreat Today, 8:10 PM Post #360 Occasional Substitute [ * * * * ] Posts: 472 Group: Members Member #23,679 Joined: 28 May 2009 The Huns must put Kryptonite in the away dressing rooms. Can't think of any other reason for the general complete and utter pishness of every other SPL team they play. Maresca Today, 8:12 PM Post #373 First team training [ * * * ] Posts: 134 Group: Members Member #27,860 Joined: 7 February 2011 Favourite all-time player Henrik Dundee Utd are a fecking joke. What is it with teams playing utter scheidt against this lot? weeShughie Today, 8:12 PM Post #375 Member Avatar First name on the team-sheet [ * * * * * * ] Posts: 1,428 Group: Members Member #5,168 Joined: 17 October 2006 Can't believe that this horrible, woeful, hateful, filthy mob is going to win the league again. A team that we have humiliated on the park 4 times this season... diobaggio Today, 8:12 PM Post #377 Member Avatar Occasional Substitute [ * * * * ] Posts: 563 Group: Members Member #7,266 Joined: 7 March 2007 That's me switched it off. I don't like buying into any conspiracy theory but I have found it strange how the Huns have suddenly started pumping every side with so much ease. ToonBhoy Today, 8:12 PM Post #378 Member Avatar Lets all do the Broony [ * * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 12,279 Group: Snr. Member Member #4,339 Joined: 29 July 2006 Did anyone really expect anything less from a team managed by a guy who openly admitted that he wants tonight's opposition to win the league? jonathan1312 Today, 8:12 PM Post #383 Member Avatar Club Captain [ * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 3,738 Group: Snr. Member Member #18,969 Joined: 1 May 2008 ah feck you laugherty, you useless bastard. god i hate rangers. Shamrocknroll67 Today, 8:13 PM Post #392 Member Avatar Getting noticed in the reserves [ * * ] Posts: 90 Group: Members Member #28,232 Joined: 20 March 2011 Favourite all-time player Henrik Larsson What a load of shampooe. Funnily enough the only team I'd have remotely fancied to take anything of the filth around this stage would have been ICT. jbrown1964 Today, 8:17 PM Post #418 Member Avatar Occasional Substitute [ * * * * ] Posts: 326 Group: Members Member #24,146 Joined: 27 July 2009 If you were picking a combined team, how many Rangers players would be in it. GK, Bougehra and Jellyfish. Given that how come we lost league? Pollybhoy Today, 8:19 PM Post #437 Member Avatar First team training [ * * * ] Posts: 187 Group: Members Member #28,248 Joined: 22 March 2011 Favourite all-time player Kenny Dalglish Sadly sums up Scottish football at the moment. United not trying a leg, standing so far off these clowns that they're even making Edu look like a player. There's no way back from this even if United were interested and they've done nothing so far to prove that to be the case. Worst part of this is that we blew it and should still have been favourites despite all the help they seem to be getting.

McAvennie Today, 3:02 PM Post #91 Member Avatar セルティック [ * * * * ] Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #24,996 Joined: 23 December 2009 Favourite all-time player Frank McAvennie I fancy it to be a Desmond tonight. (2-2) I also have a horrible premonition of us then blowing it against Hearts on Wednesday. Please, please, please just let them drop points and we steal it from them at the death. Every one of their titles in the last decade has come from our incompetence rather than their brilliance. :devil: Hamster Today, 6:05 PM Post #105 Member Avatar Skacelated [ * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 6,274 Group: Snr. Member Member #15,107 Joined: 5 February 2008 Rumours that United are playing a reserve team tonight. murphio Today, 6:46 PM Post #120 Member Avatar Older than dirt [ * * * * * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 31,723 Group: Snr. Member Member #127 Joined: 2 September 2004 Id rather than hun won 5-0 than 1-0. Nothing worse than it being close. Id rather they just romped it and I could give up all hope after 20 minutes than wait for 90 minutes in vain. Patrick_Bateman Today, 7:28 PM Post #173 Member Avatar First-team captain [ * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 2,622 Group: Snr. Member Member #21,102 Joined: 7 August 2008 It's the fact that this is our last chance and it's entirely out of our own hands that is so sickening. Cos lets face it, Killie will love getting swept aside by the huns to hand them the league. bryano1976 Today, 7:43 PM Post #192 Member Avatar Occasional Substitute [ * * * * ] Posts: 349 Group: Members Member #4,667 Joined: 29 August 2006 These ***** will bite, scratch, kick and punch their way to a win tonight led by chief divers Jelavic and Naibaws. I'm off out for a jog as I can't bear it therockstar Today, 7:47 PM Post #208 Member Avatar First-team starter [ * * * * * ] Posts: 831 Group: Members Member #21,533 Joined: 5 September 2008 Favourite all-time player Paolo Di Canio or Henrik of course! are they really singing walter smiths blue and white army?!! Can they really get nosong of their own? :sowsuser: nakasboots Today, 7:48 PM Post #215 Member Avatar First-team captain [ * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 2,440 Group: Members Member #5,300 Joined: 30 October 2006 Huns sound like they are in some sort of warped Corby Cuckoo's Nest celebrations already. Dicks. Hope they get pumped. Kolin Today, 8:05 PM Post #304 Member Avatar packed my bags, and heading straight into the storm! [ * * * * * * * * ] Posts: 2,952 Group: Snr. Member Member #1,143 Joined: 9 June 2005 almost 20 mins gone dives - 2 both by Naismith foul count - 3 by Whittaker, at least 2 deserving of a booking

Celtic's Neil Lennon has been named Clydesdale Bank Scottish Premier League manager of the month for April. Lennon's side enjoyed a six-match unbeaten run in April, including back-to-back 4-0 away wins at Aberdeen and Kilmarnock and draw at Rangers. They also enjoyed wins against Hibs, St Mirren and St Johnstone. Celtic's performances have kept the SPL title race alive into the final week of matches with only one point separating them from leaders Rangers. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13344486.stm

Tomorrow I will give him a blow by blow account of just how Odious Creep figured in the Villarreal affair.... and the way UEFA's now Chief Disciplinary Inspector, the Austrian, Gerhard Kapl, acted.

http://leggoland2.blogspot.com/2011/05/bluenose-whyte.html

I hope the fans provide another excellent atmosphere tonight to help the players drive on

He's a wee chunt and hangs about with a couple of well known BHEASTS:boogie:

The guy continues to show just what a bigoted,twisted yob he is,it's quite unbelievable how he continues to get away with his behaviour.

We are steaming on in the championship race,our performances have been both business like and clinical from our players.This team has been there before and know exactly what is required and this has shown in our performances since and including the BHEAST game. DUTD beat us last time at Ibrox but that won't happen again. The Champions 4 - Jelavic 2,Lafferty,Naismith DUTD 0 :spl:

Sold SIR DAVID MURRAY'S 23-year tenure at Rangers will end this morning when Craig Whyte is confirmed as the new owner of the SPL champs. And manager-in-waiting Ally McCoist will immediately be handed a bumper �£10million summer transfer kitty. Tycoon Whyte agreed a �£33m deal with Murray yesterday to end a six-month takeover saga. On top of the �£10m he's pledged to give McCoist this summer, he has also guaranteed him at least �£5m a season for the next four years. It means the new boss can bring in fresh talent and step into contract talks with current stars like Allan McGregor and Steven Davis. Whyte's takeover will see steel tycoon Murray recoup over �£3m and settle debts of almost �£20m with the Lloyds Banking Group. Sir David's colourful spell at the helm - which saw Gers land 36 trophies - looks certain to be brought to a close today. He agreed the sale after a fresh round of talks with Motherwell-born Whyte in Edinburgh. A specialist team of more than a dozen lawyers worked late into the night in a bid to complete the deal. It's now expected a new era will commence with an announcement to the London markets this morning. Whyte's much-needed cash injection will haul Gers away from the threat of financial meltdown. Gers chairman Alastair Johnston, who cast doubt over Whyte's plans last month, yesterday confirmed the five-man independent panel on the Ibrox board were now satisfied with his big-money scheme. The US-based chairman will resign his post on May 16 with Whyte expected to make more boardroom changes. It's the alterations ON the park which will excite Gers supporters even more - with McCoist already eyeing targets at home and abroad as he prepares to succeed Walter Smith. Gers now stand just three wins from Three in a Row title joy after Celtic's shock 3-2 loss at Inverness on Wednesday night. That would hand them a ticket to the Champions League qualifiers and open up the prospect of another huge cash boost. It would represent a dramatic financial turn-around just weeks after Johnston claimed the club could plunge into an abyss. Sir David, who bought Gers for �£6m in 1988, has been trying to sell his controlling stake for five years. He held talks with property tycoon Andrew Ellis last year and was also approached by Gers non-executive director Paul Murray. Whyte has emerged as the only credible suitor after providing proof of funds and convincing Sir David, Lloyds and the board that he can take the club forward. Read more: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/spl/3565849/Sold.html#ixzz1LWUHQ3KT

David Murray set to sell his Rangers shares for only Ã?£1 to help seal Craig Whyte deal By Tom English SIR David Murray has agreed to hand over all his shares in Rangers to Craig Whyte for the token sum of Ã?£1. It was expected the current, but soon to be former, owner of the Ibrox club was going to receive in the region of Ã?£6m for his 93 per cent stake, but sources close to the negotiations said last night that Murray will make his exit after 23 years at the helm without recompense. "It was a way of helping the deal get across the finishing line," said the source. Murray bought Rangers for Ã?£6m in 1988, and although he has invested heavily in the club since then, it is understood that up until now he had been looking only for the return of his original investment. His 93 per cent holding in the club has a book value of approximately Ã?£10million, but the club's debt of around Ã?£22m significantly reduced the value of Murray's shares - to effectively zero. They're not quite there yet, though. Last night, with lawyers representing Murray and Whyte holed-up in the offices of the Edinburgh solicitor's firm Dundas & Wilson, there was talk of a "technical issue" that may or not drag this saga into another week. The nature of the "technical issue" is believed to be minor. "An awkwardness rather than a problem," as one source called it. Another source, who was previously confident that things could have been wrapped up in the early hours of last night, said that the deal would get done "Friday afternoon at the earliest." Another who is privy to every aspect of the negotiations down played the "technical issue" and said it would get resolved today. "I can't see it going into next week," was the response. Murray and Whyte spoke over the phone yesterday but didn't meet face to face. Murray was photographed leaving his Edinburgh office in the afternoon and it was assumed that he was away for secret talks with Whyte. Apparently he wasn't. He was merely heading off to a polling station to register his vote in the Scottish election. Their respective lawyers were inseparable, however. They were still talking across the table as darkness fell, working out the minutiae of the transfer of ownership with a view to announcing it to the Stock Exchange sometime today, "technical issue" permitting. Whyte was also present. As was Donald Muir (the enemy within), who was there representing Lloyds Banking Group. It is believed that the sceptics on the independent vetting board have been sufficiently placated, the chairman, Alastair Johnston, chief among them. Johnston has departed to China on business but has stated that he'll be resigning his position at Ibrox as soon as the season is at an end. "I'm confident that the efforts of the board have improved the deal significantly for the benefit of the club," said Johnston, though there is some debate about the significance of the concessions that Johnston won from Whyte. "Our views will come out in the future and I'm comfortable with that, but I don't want to stand in the way of progress. I will resign as intended on May 16 but will be working hard until then to make sure Rangers secure the SPL title." Johnston has angered Whyte these past weeks. His assertion last month that Rangers could go out of business in a worst-case scenario went down like a lead balloon with Whyte. Though Whyte has been bemused at times by Johnston and his cohorts on the board who encouraged the rival bid - such as it was - of Paul Murray there's unlikely to be a cull at the top at Rangers. Martin Bain is expected to remain as chief executive in the mooted new administration in the hope that himself and Whyte can establish a working relationship. Donald McIntyre will probably stay on as financial director, though it's inconceivable that Whyte will not bring in some of his own people on that side of the operation. As for Paul Murray, his place on the board may well be seen as untenable by Whyte given the disparaging remarks Murray has made about his rival bidder for the club in recent weeks. The narrative of the Rangers takeover story is at epic proportions now. So much has happened since Whyte first expressed an interest in buying the club away back in November that it's hard to chronicle. There's been endless speculation about who will take on the bulk of the HMRC tax bill when it finally drops through the Ibrox letterbox, there's been the difficulties in the relationship with Whyte and Johnston, the sudden appearance on the scene of Paul Murray, the nasty little surprise in the financial accounts of an unpaid tax bill of Ã?£2.9m and the trauma of the punishment - potentially devastating but in the end quite benign - that Uefa meted out to the club for sectarian chanting. All the while the supporters, who are understandably reluctant to spend a single pound on season tickets until they know what lies in store for the club, have been left twisting in the wind. Of course, on Wednesday night a world of possibilities opened up to them when Celtic lost to Inverness Caledonian Thistle. Many Rangers fans will have spent yesterday intoxicated by the notion of the dream double of an SPL title and a new owner come season's end. Nothing comes easy, though. The groups of lawyers in an Edinburgh office would have testified to that last night as the light disappeared outside their window. Today will be another breathless one for everyone in this interminable business. • Last night Rangers FC ordinary 10p shares were trading on the markets for a sale price of 30p. http://sport.scotsman.com/sport/David-Murray-set-to-sell.6763361.jp?articlepage=1

......................................according to the record http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/836/bf8691aa.png/

Back page of the record saying the deal is done http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/836/bf8691aa.png/

Highlights didn't show the stone wall penalty for Caley,or Broon9 swallow dive after being booked,never mind a defeat for them gives us a wee chance now

Actually the whole thread is hypothetical really as none of us know anything about CW or how he is going to finance his take over and future funding for the manager. I guess all we can do is wait and hope he is the right man,not much else we can do.But I'm happy someone is willing to take the club on and hopefully we can move forward,the next ten years can't be as bad as the last ten years surely??.

I don't know,this is what we've been hearing. How do we know he isn't going to clear the debt though?.

Craig,how do you know that he won't?. What part have AJ and the board played in their scrutniy of his take over?.

There is a lot we don't know about CW,but that doesn't mean it's bad.Rangers FC need a new owner and we are getting one who is going to clear the debt,if we have no debt then we will grow stronger,and he's a bear.

You forgot to add this:fish: to your post:boogie: