pete 2,499 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Well that was the end of the transfer window. It is funny how they call it the transfer window when so many Celtic players were shown the door. All of a sudden the Celtic supporters are having a whale of a time. Big Mowby Dick has caught them hook line and sinker. Just two day�s ago they were all at sea, Floundering in second place 10 points behind the Rangers. Big Sinbad was Sobad they wanted him to walk the plank. All of a sudden big Mowby Dick has become a fisher of Men. All the pieces have fallen into Plaice in one quick cast. The great white Shark in Robbie Keane, has been reeled in. This deadly predator that has failed on the Mersey and on the Thames is going to find easy prey, in the SPL gold fish bowl. The big fish who has not been that great at finding the net in other waters. The Celtic shoals are already singing we�ve won the league. Well I suppose with 20.000 leagues under the sea they may win one. The problem is, these mighty fish sometimes turn out to be a red herring and you get a haddock that starts to smell after a few weeks. I am sure even the fish sized brains of the Green and grey Guppy�s will remember Thomas Graveson and Bobo Balde. The old C-dogs certainly took the bait there. They got more like Cod�s Roe than nine in a row with them. So what if King Nep-tuna does not find Atlantis but sinks like the Poseidon? What if this great white shark, turns out to be a damp squid? Well I suppose Sharky will be thrown back to terrorise in the murky waters of the EPL reserve league. The Parkhead piranhas will be going on a feeding frenzy on big Mowby, as he is mussled out the door. Come May, Walter Smith and his mighty minnows will be Perched at the top of the SPL, and go on to feed on the not so rich Parkhead plankton for years to come. Oh to see the green and grey guppy�s Clam up as they will be totally gutted as their team are skinned. Whale. Whale. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluedell 5,350 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Very clever. Nice one. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Pretty funny pete! Have you been watching that film 'The Guardian' recently? :devil: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 The mighty white shark moved in for a Kill-ie but ended with a duck. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,178 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Yip, very funny - will get this online today! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gers110 0 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Very funny mate.:fish::fish: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest webby Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Fantasic post pete 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian1964 10,431 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Nice one Pete 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gers4Life 0 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Great post pete 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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