Frankie 8,150 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I can manage the odd Wagon Wheel... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 You do remember the size of him Zappa??, I'm not sure he could manage a cartwheeel . Aye right enough mate, he's no gymnast. :fish: I can't take the piss out of anyone's weight. Been putting on about a stone a year for the past 5 years. It's all the jus du pomme I drink. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,829 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I can manage the odd Wagon Wheel... Wagon wheels, They're the treat for me, Wagon wheels, The biggest biscuit you ever did see, Waggon wheels, They taste so grand, Big enough to feed the band, Waggon wheels, They're the treat for me. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian1964 10,413 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 .Aye right enough mate, he's no gymnast. :fish: I can't take the piss out of anyone's weight. Been putting on about a stone a year for the past 5 years. It's all the jus du pomme I drink. Who was talking about his weight??,I was meaning he is a tall burly guy 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Who was talking about his weight??,I was meaning he is a tall burly guy . Oops, you caught me out! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy steel 0 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Wagon wheels,They're the treat for me, Wagon wheels, The biggest biscuit you ever did see, Waggon wheels, They taste so grand, Big enough to feed the band, Waggon wheels, They're the treat for me. Ha! Biscuit adverts. Gives me the chance, yet again, to post my favourite one from the 80s. The scene: a Mexican village, hot and dusty. The locals are snoozing, but in one low dwelling the sound of shouting can be heard. A feisty, dark haired and dark eyed wench storms out and goes off screen. A heavily moustachioed villager comes to the door. He speaks (hideously stereotyped accent): My conchita has left me! I can't stand eet! At this, the villagers spring to life and cheer him with the following refrain. ALL: You can stand eet with Bandit, gets your chin off the floor New big bar Bandit ees as beeg as a door They sing something else I can't recall, and at the end of their inspired chanting the dark eyed wench returns, flashing our hero the unmistakable signs of a woman who has returned and expects to resume her place as boss of the house. The chap turns to camera, face ablaze with smiles: My conchita has come back! (face falls, sotto voce): I can't stand eet! cut to fade, as the song of the village is reprised. How that never won an Ivor Novello and a BAI gong is beyond me. You've got The Magnificent Seven, The Outlaw, plus the musical class of Lloyd Webber. Genius! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,829 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Ha! Biscuit adverts. Gives me the chance, yet again, to post my favourite one from the 80s. The scene: a Mexican village, hot and dusty. The locals are snoozing, but in one low dwelling the sound of shouting can be heard. A feisty, dark haired and dark eyed wench storms out and goes off screen. A heavily moustachioed villager comes to the door. He speaks (hideously stereotyped accent): My conchita has left me! I can't stand eet! At this, the villagers spring to life and cheer him with the following refrain. ALL: You can stand eet with Bandit, gets your chin off the floor New big bar Bandit ees as beeg as a door They sing something else I can't recall, and at the end of their inspired chanting the dark eyed wench returns, flashing our hero the unmistakable signs of a woman who has returned and expects to resume her place as boss of the house. The chap turns to camera, face ablaze with smiles: My conchita has come back! (face falls, sotto voce): I can't stand eet! cut to fade, as the song of the village is reprised. How that never won an Ivor Novello and a BAI gong is beyond me. You've got The Magnificent Seven, The Outlaw, plus the musical class of Lloyd Webber. Genius! Okay, I'll see you and raise Lee's Macaroon Bars. Lee's, Lee's, More if you please, Scores of us beg on our bended knees, For piccaninnies and Grandpapas, It's Lee's for luscious macaroon bars. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Ally 0 Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gribz 743 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Red car and the blue car had a race... All red wants to do is stuff his face.... He eats everything he sees from trucks to prickly trees... But smart old blue he chose the milkyway.... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit.... Join our club. Not a biscuit but remembered me of: Just one corneto. Give it to me, Italian ice cream, from Italee. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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