More embarrassing than being in administration?

[Gazza_8 233]

I'm getting worried at the number of people eager to hear of our exploits. Seems Wee Susan is a bigger draw that many claim after all!

 

I've kissed and told enough.

 

Next week: Michelle McManus and 1000 uses for a slim-fast bottle.

 

Don't lower yourself to Michelle McManus mate.

[pete 2,499]

I'm getting worried at the number of people eager to hear of our exploits. Seems Wee Susan is a bigger draw that many claim after all!

 

I've kissed and told enough.

 

Next week: Michelle McManus and 1000 uses for a slim-fast bottle.

 

Och Frankie I was waiting to hear how it was with her pussy. Now I am all disappointed.

[GovanAllan 0]

Don't lower yourself to Michelle McManus mate.

 

Never mind lower yourself to her, just don't let her lower herself to you the crush injury could be fatal.

[26th of foot 5,859]

Michelle McManus was the cause of the catastrophe befalling the Costa Concordia, let me explain.

 

After the cancellation by STV of her awful show, she retreated to the west coast of Italy for a period of reflection. A tribe of Inuits saw their opportunity, kayaking from Greenland to club her on the beach and secure several winters of sustenance for their families. Michelle took to the water and quickly presented a hazard to navigation. What could the poor Italian skipper do? Banging the bird on the bridge whilst attempting to steer the ship around the bobbing Michelle, too much for any man.

 

Last week Michelle was seen in Baillieston Main Street, the black and blue marks remain clearly visible. It's the stigmatta of guilt, all those barge poles left their impression as she was pushed astern.