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I remember that night well.

 

The stovies were well cooked and the red wine was an ideal match. Scented candles, a roaring (electric) fire, that angelic voice and just a wee dab of speed (Blackburn lasses are hard to keep up with after all). The ambience was perfect.

 

Or at least it was until big, bad John Hartson broke in and Susan's true dream man made me nothing other than an accessory. I finally left when her own battery powered accessory penetrated the third orifice of the night.

 

Memories.

 

So you're telling us that SuBo prefers the bald gentlemen?

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I'm getting worried at the number of people eager to hear of our exploits. Seems Wee Susan is a bigger draw that many claim after all!

 

I've kissed and told enough.

 

Next week: Michelle McManus and 1000 uses for a slim-fast bottle.

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