Gazza_8 233 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Burst, by the looks of things :disgusted: Maybe Lawwell had been fisting her in the directors box. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juffery 0 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Maybe Lawwell had been fisting her in the directors box. Fuck man, I've just eaten 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,859 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Gazza 8 asks, "why are her trousers undone"? Frankie had just stuck his tongue in her ear, and promised her a thorough East Lothian thrashing. I must qualify this and in mitigation to Frankie; he also informed her he had a big pot of stovies on the hob. I believe SuBo covered the old Pointer Sisters hit, 'Frankie' in homage to our Admin's 'Hob and Throb' provision. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig 5,199 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Why the feck are her trousers undone? :disgusted: Why were you looking down there ???? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Why were you looking down there ???? Better than looking at her face! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest superrcooper7 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I thought that but didn't like to say. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Defo a face that only a mother could love and even then you have to wonder.... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebear54 0 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Reminds me of the TV ad - but without the irony. " Does my bum look big in these?" "Yeah, but it sure as hell takes the attention away from your face." 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,186 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 You are correct. Now that I think of it, I am sure it was Frankie that boasted of his success with the West Lothian monster. One doesn't look at the mantelpiece when one pokes the fire. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 8,186 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Gazza 8 asks, "why are her trousers undone"? Frankie had just stuck his tongue in her ear, and promised her a thorough East Lothian thrashing. I must qualify this and in mitigation to Frankie; he also informed her he had a big pot of stovies on the hob. I believe SuBo covered the old Pointer Sisters hit, 'Frankie' in homage to our Admin's 'Hob and Throb' provision. I remember that night well. The stovies were well cooked and the red wine was an ideal match. Scented candles, a roaring (electric) fire, that angelic voice and just a wee dab of speed (Blackburn lasses are hard to keep up with after all). The ambience was perfect. Or at least it was until big, bad John Hartson broke in and Susan's true dream man made me nothing other than an accessory. I finally left when her own battery powered accessory penetrated the third orifice of the night. Memories. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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