26th of foot 5,829 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Return of the War Chest. A dozen years past, former Sellik player and all round Daftie, Tosh McKinlay took to media waters and found he could swim. I should mention a flotation device was an essential, and Tosh had a preference for the, 'War Chest'. Grabbing on for dear life, Tosh spent three years boasting of unique insider information, promising ra Sellik had a War Chest of gazillions to put an end to Walter Smith's annoying continued good fortune. On both the BBC and Radio Snyde, Producers considered giving Tosh his own show, 'Tosh Talks Pysh', an appreciative audience waited to avail. Tosh ran out of puff, the War Chest dragged him under and, he was rescued by Sellik TV. Tosh found comfort in an avid ever expanding audience ripe for continuous fantasy. Tosh got in the swim by reverting to type. Those safe, calm waters surrounding ra Stade de Gadd this last decade, have recently become troubled. Of course, drowning Yahoos are a hazard to navigation and flotation devices are needed urgently. Diving in with a War Chest full of War Chests to rescue fellow webbed propulsionists, is the Daily Record's Gabriel McKay. Today's back page headline(no links) screams : "£60 million Transfer War Chest Granted to new Manager". Gabriel seamlessly impersonates Tosh, effortlessly talking pysh. He does the Yahoo arithmetic : Olivier Ntcham will be sold for £5 million. Kris Ajer is heading to Serie A for £25 million. Odsonne Edouard is a bargain at £25 million. Ryan Christie is Premiership bound for £8 million. Leigh Griffiths(pray for him) will be granted a Free Transfer saving Sellik a £1 million in wages. If you read the article and I do not recommend it, you can hear the air escaping from Gabriel's lifebelt. He finishes by reminding the readership that Lennon was given £15 million for transfers in the summer and the next manager can expect at least the same again. Before you can utter, 'Howe does that all add up'? Gabriel has another piece with Roger Mitchell, apparently he weighs in? Good, he'll drown and fish have got to eat. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo 6,122 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, 26th of foot said: Return of the War Chest. A dozen years past, former Sellik player and all round Daftie, Tosh McKinlay took to media waters and found he could swim. I should mention a flotation device was an essential, and Tosh had a preference for the, 'War Chest'. Grabbing on for dear life, Tosh spent three years boasting of unique insider information, promising ra Sellik had a War Chest of gazillions to put an end to Walter Smith's annoying continued good fortune. On both the BBC and Radio Snyde, Producers considered giving Tosh his own show, 'Tosh Talks Pysh', an appreciative audience waited to avail. Tosh ran out of puff, the War Chest dragged him under and, he was rescued by Sellik TV. Tosh found comfort in an avid ever expanding audience ripe for continuous fantasy. Tosh got in the swim by reverting to type. Those safe, calm waters surrounding ra Stade de Gadd this last decade, have recently become troubled. Of course, drowning Yahoos are a hazard to navigation and flotation devices are needed urgently. Diving in with a War Chest full of War Chests to rescue fellow webbed propulsionists, is the Daily Record's Gabriel McKay. Today's back page headline(no links) screams : "£60 million Transfer War Chest Granted to new Manager". Gabriel seamlessly impersonates Tosh, effortlessly talking pysh. He does the Yahoo arithmetic : Olivier Ntcham will be sold for £5 million. Kris Ajer is heading to Serie A for £25 million. Odsonne Edouard is a bargain at £25 million. Ryan Christie is Premiership bound for £8 million. Leigh Griffiths(pray for him) will be granted a Free Transfer saving Sellik a £1 million in wages. If you read the article and I do not recommend it, you can hear the air escaping from Gabriel's lifebelt. He finishes by reminding the readership that Lennon was given £15 million for transfers in the summer and the next manager can expect at least the same again. Before you can utter, 'Howe does that all add up'? Gabriel has another piece with Roger Mitchell, apparently he weighs in? Good, he'll drown and fish have got to eat. Doesn't matter a toss we won a proper league title and will win it next year as well 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franc Ergs 1,351 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I think you'll find that within that war chest , there lies just a lonely old biscuit tin. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewarty 1,876 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 they do love the comfort blanket puff piece. It’s like Sharkhead has been full all season and the pandemic has had no impact on their finances whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 5,409 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Surely the " War Chest " is the one which bears the tattoo, " Terry Munro "? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,829 Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share Posted April 8, 2021 All you doubters and naysayers will see. When ra Sellik win next season's title courtesy of ra £60 million War Chest, in celebratory homage; both Gabriel and Tosh will replicate Captain Blythe's magnificent act of seamanship. They will paddle said War Chest from Tahiti to Timor, navigating across 4,000 miles of open sea. They will take only three items aboard ra Rolling Chest amid the boiling briny; a replica plaster statue of Brother Walfrid(someone to talk to), a goat(recreational purposes) and, Tosh's pet Wasp, Sylviane(Tosh enjoys a buzz about the place). Gabriel is quoted, "we aim to prove the Daily Record is a must read newspaper, it's not just something you wipe your arse with". BBC Scotland have revealed plans to film the Quest, Angela Haggerty narrating over six episodes. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 5,829 Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share Posted April 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Uilleam said: Surely the " War Chest " is the one which bears the tattoo, " Terry Munro "? I believe emblazoned on the back of said Chest are the words, 'Davy Jones Locker'? Given the choice of three items, I cannot believe they did not opt for Dan Macphail, an acknowledged expert on maritime things going roon'n'roon and up'n'doon? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gunslinger 3,366 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 celtc will do what they always do and sell more than they buy in order to pay Desmond his dividend. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 5,409 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, 26th of foot said: I believe emblazoned on the back of said Chest are the words, 'Davy Jones Locker'? Given the choice of three items, I cannot believe they did not opt for Dan Macphail, an acknowledged expert on maritime things going roon'n'roon and up'n'doon? In search of The War Chest (apologies to Gericault) 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo79 13,587 Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 I wonder what their season ticket uptake will be, after throwing away their much hyped (false) 10. I think they'll need more than hand sanitiser at that shithole. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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